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Topic: Have you ever woken up with unexplained wounds and scratches?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY started this discussion 11 years ago #44,467

I have. It is certainly the work of a succubus or incubus.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #587,132

I have on my lower legs but not anywhere near that severe. Clip your toenails.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,135

@previous (Metæ)
lol not toenails. There is literally nothing in or near my bed that could do that. Many of us paranormal experts believe that it is the works of these demons.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,136

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Post a pic of your toenails. Those are definitely toenail cuts.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,137

@previous (Metæ)
How would my toenails injure my forearms?? And I am no tposting foot pics so you can trick me into fueling your male foot fetish.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,138

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Oh see now. please forgive me, for I have drunk half a bottle of Scotch (some shit in a plastic jug it was cheap). Its definitely scabies

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,139

Yes, very often, but never remember a romp with a succubus,. I assume I scratch myself or my cat does.

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,141

@587,138 (Metæ)
It was a demon. Thanks.

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
It is a demon. Thanks.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,142

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
What are demons?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,143

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
They are evil/dark/lower-level spirits who are intent on causing harm, and fulfilling fleshly desires.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,153

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
What's a spirit?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,158

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
A spirit is a living entity with personhood, that exists in an alternate realm that is non-corporal, but just as real as our corporal realm.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,159

@OP
Time for a flea bomb in your house

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,162

@587,158 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Can you explain about these alternate realms? How do the spirits facilitate travel between them? Is it possible for humans to travel between realms as well?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,164

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
When I get back tonight I will. I must now go to my haircut.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,167

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Get a perm. Thanks

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #587,168

@587,164 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Ok. Thanks. Enjoy your hair cutting. Perhaps you could live-tweet it, only on minichan as I don't use twitter as I always ended up following teenage girls to see what photos they would post of themselves, and then id read their tweets and be like "uh, she sounds like a teenager" and then a little investigation would prove it was a teenager. Silly me. I find it very difficult to tell when there isn't a frame of reference (like another person).

brie joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #587,172

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)

> Ok. Thanks. Enjoy your hair cutting. Perhaps you could live-tweet it, only on minichan as I don't use twitter as I always ended up following teenage girls to see what photos they would post of themselves, and then id read their tweets and be like "uh, she sounds like a teenager" and then a little investigation would prove it was a teenager. Silly me. I find it very difficult to tell when there isn't a frame of reference (like another person).

this

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,201

Looks like bug bites. I'm pretty sure Satan has better things to do, like making unmarried people have sex, then sending demons to lightly scratch you.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,203

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I would agree with the bug bites theory.

brie replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,205

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
yeah, bug bites.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,444

@587,135 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)

> Many of us paranormal experts

Including yourself as a paranormal expert. You wish. Lyin sack of Kunming shit.

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,455

What I find funny is how his paranoia doesn't just end on the internet, according to Matt, motherfucking demons are stalking him now. Who knows, maybe he'll claim Santa Claus is obsessed with him and the tooth fairy was the one harassing him with those pictures.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,457

those are bed bug bites, my friend.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,504

@587,455 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
But Santa is stalking him. He's stalking all of us. He's like, some kind of mega-stalker or something.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,529

I woke up a week ago laying on the concrete
I was covered in blood and had to have staples on one side of my head and the other side my ear had to be operated on because it was all crushed and shit


was is a succubus?

Methlyfe joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,530

@587,457 (squeegee)
This.

Anonymous G replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,532

@587,529 (J)

No, you got your ass kicked by a bunch of niggers Bert.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #587,592

OP needs to fumigate his bed.
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