brie (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^][v]#586,468
There was a young man from Stanboul,
Who soliloquized thus to his tool:
"You took all my wealth
And you ruined my health,
And now you won't *pee*, you old fool.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^][v]#586,471