Topic: I need Minichan's help!

niamj started this discussion 15 years ago #4,438

Which Thermos do I choose??? My old Daily-Thermaâ„¢ circa 1980-something broke a couple of weeks ago in a tragic falling accident. The old-style glass-insulated ones are like a 3/10 on the durability scale, so I'm getting a more practical stainless steel vacuum insulated modern thermos for daily use. I've narrowed it down to three Thermos-Brandâ„¢ competitors...

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
The Thermos King; King of All ThermÃ¦!	10	71%
The FBB500PBR Vacuum Insulated Bevera-Bottaâ„¢	-	0%
The Sippâ„¢ Vacuum Insulated Briefcase Bottle	4	29%

niamj (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later[^] [v] #79,294

Thermos #1

The Stainless King

aka SK2000MB4
inb4 >sK!

This thermos is the biggest, toughest, and most traditional of the three.
Pros:
Cup
Twist-and-Pourâ„¢ Stopper
Cons:
A bit clunkier looking than the other two, and I'm not sure if I'll be able to take the stopper off completely; a minor inconvenience.

Note: The 16 oz. ThermÃ¦ don't typically have a handle, which would be nice :(

niamj (OP) triple-posted this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #79,295

Thermos #2

The FBB500PBR Vacuum Insulated Bevera-Bottaâ„¢

I really dig the sleek, no bullshit design. Also it comes in a nice dark brown â€“ one of my favorite colors!

Pros:
Nice cup
Also has the Twist-and-Pourâ„¢ Stopper

Cons:
No handle :(

niamj (OP) quadruple-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,296

--Thermos #3--

--

The Sippâ„¢ Vacuum Insulated Briefcase Bottle

--

--Not really Thermos brand, but I think Sippâ„¢ is a subdivision. It has all the same features as-- --the other two, but the futuristic design is oddly appealing. It's slim, bright, and just as durable.--

--Pros: Dishwasher safe and I can drink straight from the bottle. Also, it's BPA free, not that I really shive a git. LOL--
--Cons: Not so sure I'll stay a fan of the design. A little metro, but I could go for the futuristic look right now. Also, same as the other two. No handle.--

Eliminated. It has a straw. homosex

(Edited 7 minutes later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,298

i originally thought this was a dildo thread

RedFox !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,299

Third looks sweet
Other two look gay
get it

Falco !PZmcClOUDk joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,300

use a bong

niamj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,302

The SIPP is out of the question! @79,299 (RedFox !FANATICibM)

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,304

@previous (niamj)
Outrageous.
Psycho troll.

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,306

Dude. Get the Sippâ„¢

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,311

It sits there, taunting me every night with it's cylindrical beauty.
ORDER THE SIPP DAMMIT.

niamj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,313

@79,306 (hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI)
@previous (RedFox !FANATICibM)
I'M NOT DRINKING MY COFFEE WITH A STRAW EVERY DAY GOD DAMMIT

hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,314

Choice 4: Drink out of a Tenga

RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #79,322

@79,313 (niamj)
Fine.
I guess you can live with an awful looking thermos.

niamj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,328

@79,314 (hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI)
lol That's what Fake Anon said.

hamfist !wzWb.CLhWQ replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,329

@79,313 (niamj)
Do you have to use the straw ? ? ?

niamj (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,373

@previous (hamfist !wzWb.CLhWQ)
Yeah. It's a built in pop-up straw.

hamfist !wzWb.CLhWQ replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #79,379

@previous (niamj)
oh. that is homosex. get the Bevera-Bottaâ„¢

brie !OudrPWaUDQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,400

the thermos is good cause erryomes gonna call it a thermos anyway and you may as well get a real thermos?

amirite guise?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,423

get this one it looks like a wiener

drea mworks joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,469

first one.
now

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #79,472

@79,295 (niamj)

> cons: it looks like a turdlogâ„¢