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Topic: I am about to bribe a congressman

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,316

Any tips on how not to get caught?

(Edited 13 seconds later.)

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later[^] [v] #585,422

> bride

Probably ask Matt's dad

but he got caught

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #585,424

If he is a Republican, you can suck his dick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,425

@previous (C)
Is that what Matts dad did?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,426

@previous (A)
No, Marsden must have tried to bribe a Democrat, because he obviously didn't use that trick.

William C Huls joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,428

@OP
If you do get caught, bribe the judge to fuck up the jury instructions so you get off on a technicality.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,441

@previous (William C Huls)
How does a judge fuck up the instructions to listen and decide?

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,447

@previous (E)
Are you trolling?

kook !!b4KbSydQS joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,449

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Becky BHecky! Tell us some scary court stories!

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,464

@585,447 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I never troll. But you can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,513

@585,447 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Are you trolling?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,518

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Please listen and decide. Thanks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,519

@previous (E)
Are you trolling?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,520

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Are you trolling?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,521

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Grate troll meme

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,524

@previous (E)
Are you trolling?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,532

@previous (H)
You can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,533

@previous (E)
> You can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself

Please provide said evidence, and I will listen.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,534

@previous (H)
Are you trolling?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,535

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nope.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,536

@previous (H)
Cinder is clearly trolling. Except that her trolling takes the form of terrorism and espionage.

Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,537

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cinder is NOT trolling. I can vouch for her!

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,539

@585,533 (H)
The evidence as presented. ITT. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,540

@585,537 (Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM)
Of course Emerald would.

"N-notice me, Cinder-senpai!"

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,544

@585,539 (E)
Are you trolling?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,545

Please, this is very serious. I need to know how I can become a teacher again.

Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,546

@585,539 (E)
Trolling you are.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,626

You can't get caught, corporations do it all the time under the guise of lobbying

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,629

@previous (J)
> under the guise
Literally.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,711

@585,546 (Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM)
Not guilty, dude to a technicality in listening and deciding. Thanks

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,715

@previous (E)
Innocent people aren't given prison IDs.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,728

@previous (K)
Are you trolling?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,829

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

Innocent people don't get arrested. Being arrested is proof of guilt.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,836

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
lack of evidence is oppression and marginalization of the victim

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,843

@previous (M)

Being oppressed is proof of guilt

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,847

@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Are you trolling?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,848

@OP
Are you trolling?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,851

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, I need to write more scat fanfiction with my students as muses, and this is the only way.
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