Topic: I am about to bribe a congressman
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,316 Any tips on how not to get caught? (Edited 13 seconds later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 52 seconds later[^] [v] #585,422 > bride
Probably ask Matt's dad
but he got caught
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 1 minute later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #585,424 If he is a Republican, you can suck his dick.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago , 36 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,425 @previous (C)
Is that what Matts dad did?
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago , 56 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,426 @previous (A)
No, Marsden must have tried to bribe a Democrat, because he obviously didn't use that trick.
William C Huls joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,428 @OP
If you do get caught, bribe the judge to fuck up the jury instructions so you get off on a technicality.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,441 @previous (William C Huls )
How does a judge fuck up the instructions to listen and decide?
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,447 @previous (E)
Are you trolling?
kook !!b4KbSydQS joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 30 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,449 @previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Becky BHecky! Tell us some scary court stories!
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,464 @585,447 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I never troll. But you can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 4 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,513 @585,447 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
Are you trolling?
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 26 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,518 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Please listen and decide. Thanks
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,519 @previous (E)
Are you trolling?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago , 17 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,520 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Are you trolling?
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 34 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,521 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Grate troll meme
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,524 @previous (E)
Are you trolling?
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,532 @previous (H)
You can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago , 11 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,533 @previous (E)
> You can listen to the evidence and decide for yourself
Please provide said evidence, and I will listen.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,534 @previous (H)
Are you trolling?
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago , 10 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,535 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Nope.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,536 @previous (H)
Cinder is clearly trolling. Except that her trolling takes the form of terrorism and espionage.
Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM replied with this 11 years ago , 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,537 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Cinder is
NOT trolling. I can vouch for her!
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 17 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,539 @585,533 (H)
The evidence as presented. ITT. Thanks.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 59 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,540 @585,537 (Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM)
Of course Emerald
would .
"N-notice me, Cinder-senpai!"
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,544 @585,539 (E)
Are you trolling?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago , 10 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,545 Please, this is very serious. I need to know how I can become a teacher again.
Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM replied with this 11 years ago , 9 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,546 @585,539 (E)
Trolling you are.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 4 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,626 You can't get caught, corporations do it all the time under the guise of lobbying
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 3 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,629 @previous (J)
> under the guise
Literally.
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago , 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,711 @585,546 (Emerald !dZAUfJZVQM)
Not guilty, dude to a technicality in listening and deciding. Thanks
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,715 @previous (E)
Innocent people aren't given prison IDs.
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,728 @previous (K)
Are you trolling?
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 9 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,829 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Innocent people don't get arrested. Being arrested is proof of guilt.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago , 33 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,836 @previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
lack of evidence is oppression and marginalization of the victim
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago , 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,843 @previous (M)
Being oppressed is proof of guilt
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago , 21 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,847 @previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Are you trolling?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx double-posted this 11 years ago , 29 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,848 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago , 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #585,851 @previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, I need to write more scat fanfiction with my students as muses, and this is the only way.
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