Topic: How does one become a contract killer?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,289
How, please?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later[^] [v] #585,139
When you reach level 56, you can take it as a specialisation.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,141
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I am serious. In real life. How does one enter that line of work?
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,142
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #585,143
Ask your father, Matt.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #585,147
@OP
Buy Nolo lawyer software, and then use it to make a contract to kill. Advertise your services with flyers.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #585,148
@previous (Metæ)
Will you hand out flyers for me?
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #585,158
@previous (A)
Yes, but in the EULA there will be a clause that if they dont hire you within 14 days you will kill them.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #585,174
OP has been reported to the Chinese Government
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