Topic: Petition for Minichan to officially recognize Palestine as a sovereign nation

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,222

That way we could add Minichan to this article.

Thanks

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later[^] [v] #584,297

Aye

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #584,299

Denied.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,300

Aye

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,301

@OP
Aye.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #584,306

I thought we agreed as a chan that genocide was the only solution for an expedient peace process...

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #584,323

Aye

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,544

Aye

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,553

Aye

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,557

> "Palestine"
Arab-occupied Israel*

And no, sorry, Minichan recognises Israel's sovereignty over all Israeli land. Thanks.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,559

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
> Black occupied South Africa*

> And no, sorry, Minichan recognises Afrikaner sovereignty over all South African land. Thanks.

Ftfy

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,560

@previous (Metæ)
Agreed.

I mean, have you looked at South Africa recently? This is a country where motorways have billboards reminding black men not to rape babies lol.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,564

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)

> Agreed.
>
> I mean, have you looked at South Africa recently? This is a country where motorways have billboards reminding black men not to rape babies lol.

At least you're consistent! :)

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,565

@previous (Metæ)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,567

m8s: I honestly have no idea what this Israel vs Palestine stuff is all about.

Can I just assume it's two third-world cultures having violent disputes over religion and territory, and leave it at that?

kook !!b4KbSydQS joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,572

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Israel is not third world

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,574

@previous (kook !!b4KbSydQS)
Why not?

kook !!b4KbSydQS replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,578

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's not considered to be a developing nation

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,582

@previous (kook !!b4KbSydQS)
Okay then, I'll rephrase:

Can I just assume it's two cultures of differing developmental levels having violent disputes over religion and territory, and leave it at that?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,583

Just to point out this fact of life.

Once Palestine becomes a country of its own. The moment they fire rockets at Israel - Israel can legally claim Palestine Declared War

Then Israel can bomb the shit out of aggressor.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,592

@584,567 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's an ethnoreligious conflict between Semites. One tribe says the land is theirs because they've inhabited it for a few millenia. The other tribe says the land is theirs because their Bronze Age mythology says so, and besides a Very Bad Thing happened to them 70 years ago which makes anything they do beyond reproach.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,602

@584,582 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yep

@previous (Metæ)
> Yep Except
> makes anything they do beyond reproach.

Not Exactly

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,603

@584,592 (Metæ)
That's the worst summary of the Israeli Palestinian conflict I've ever read.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,607

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I'm very sorry.

kook !!b4KbSydQS replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,608

@584,603 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Give us your version?

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,609

@584,583 (Syntax)
And vice versa correct? Doesnt israel already fuck up Palestine?

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,610

@previous ([^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk)
> Doesnt israel already fuck up Palestine?

Currently Israel only attacks areas where the rockets are launched. So they only fuck with sections of the city. When Palestine is a country - Whole new ball game in war play

[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk replied with this 11 years ago, 8 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,611

@584,603 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
See @584,608 (kook !!b4KbSydQS)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 days later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #585,312

Okay it's official. Now which one of you wants to be our ambassador to Palestine??

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #585,356

@previous (A)
Fake anon or Syntax would be good.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #585,392

Holy shit, Israel just bombed the fuck out of the Orthodox settlements to root out the terrorists who killed that Palestinian kid. They are sending in tanks and bulldozers!