Topic: If you had to fuck an animal, which would it be?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,216
Your life literally depends on this.
| Poll option |
Votes |
Percentage |
Graph |
| Horse/donkey/mule. |
4 |
24% |
|
| Sheep. |
1 |
6% |
|
| Dog. |
1 |
6% |
|
| Pig. |
- |
0% |
|
| Goat. |
- |
0% |
|
| Camel. |
- |
0% |
|
| Monkey/primate. |
1 |
6% |
|
| Kangaroo. |
- |
0% |
|
| A furry. |
5 |
29% |
|
| I'd choose death. |
1 |
6% |
|
| A female related to Matthew R. Miller. |
- |
0% |
|
| Other animal (please specify). |
4 |
24% |
|
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #584,243
Ugh I forgot dolphins.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #584,244
i voted other: human, the most attractive animal
(Edited 21 seconds later.)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,245
@previous (squeegee)
Not an option, except for Matt relatives. Pick again.
penthief !e6iiu.pZHU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,249
I went for horse, donkey and mule.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 42 seconds later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,250
@previous (penthief !e6iiu.pZHU)
Me too. I think it makes logistical sense.
kook !!b4KbSydQS joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,251
@584,249 (penthief !e6iiu.pZHU)
I picked dog, but only a respectable breed. Like a collie.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,252
A furry because technically they are still arguably biologically human according to some people.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,253
@584,251 (kook !!b4KbSydQS)
But you are terrierkin. How do you break the news to them?
kook !!b4KbSydQS replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #584,255
@previous (A)
They already know. Fucking a terrier would be like incest!
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,268
A horse for they have vaginae that gently suck if my sources are to be believed
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,270
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
When they kick you in the chest and collapse your rib cage, will you still think it was the right choice?
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,271
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
That's why you don't run up and stick it in, fool
You have to befriend her and get her used to your touch and presence
Thanks
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,273
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
How much do you know about fucking horses?
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,274
@584,271 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
just wondering, how many horses have you fucked?
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,275
@584,252 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
ew gross
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,276
@584,273 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
A small amount
@584,274 (G)
None
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,277
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
ew gross
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,281
Other; cat... Everyone calls it a pussy, so I'm fucking a pussy.
Either way, I still win.....minus the scratched up dick, balls, legs, arms, hands and wherever else the damn cat got me....
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,295
A nigger.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,296
@previous (J)
kill yourself
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,298
@previous (K)
Would you prefer a dolphin?
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,307
Other option -- A human.
Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,349
@584,296 (K)
I was awaiting for your reply.
[^_^] !IOdbnXsKDk joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #584,530
A humanimal
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #585,068
Meowth joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 days later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #586,412
@584,243 (A)
> Ugh I forgot dolphins.
If you had added that in the poll, I wouldn't have chosen death.
Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 week after the original post[^] [v] #586,427
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