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Topic: Shark attack draad

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,181

Any tips for swimming with sharks without getting attacked?

Thanks

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #583,832

I am fucking terrified of the ocean now because of sharks.

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #583,835

Swim with particularly small sharks. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #583,836

Do not wear a suit made out of bleeding dead fish.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #583,841

Pretend you're a killer whale.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #583,843

Punch them in the face like Mick Fanning.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #583,885

Make sure to attach a bomb you your chest before diving so you can get posthumous revenge.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #583,887

thanks

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #583,895

@583,885 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I hear you get 72 virgin sharks in the afterlife as well.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #583,903

Don't do whatever Steve Irwin did

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #583,904

This is probably my worst nightmare