Topic: The whole ''cats bringing its pray home is a gift'' theory is a fucking lie.
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,092
Yesterday my cat brought a eel home, before that she had brought 4 mouses (still alive) home. I threw the eel in the trash but then the internet revealed that it could survive 1+ hours in the trash. So i am digging through the garbage at 4am looking for a god damn eel. I found it and threw it in the ocean. It survive. Walking home, i hear a woman screaming as if she is being murdered. I stop and i listen, i hear it again and again but i can't tell where its coming from. I can't call the police because according to them i call in un important things
Anyway now she brought another dead mouse home. No animal, especially a cat, is capable of so much love. She knows it annoys me and thus she does it, its a territorial thing. Thanks.
Anyway now she brought another dead mouse home. No animal, especially a cat, is capable of so much love. She knows it annoys me and thus she does it, its a territorial thing. Thanks.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 41 seconds later[^] [v] #582,633
lol idiot
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 seconds later, 50 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #582,634
*prey
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,636
@OP you have a history of making frequent calls to the police?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,637
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,638
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,639
DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,641
Fucking cat bringing more pray home... SHUT UP CAT, SHUT UP!!!Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,642
DasSheeple replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,644
@previous (C)
You my friend, are a turkey. You don't know the difference between a cat bringing pray and prey.
You my friend, are a turkey. You don't know the difference between a cat bringing pray and prey.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,645
@previous (DasSheeple)
A cat bringing pray is religious, likely a Meowslim, who worships Meowllah and the prophet Meowhammed.
A cat bringing pray is religious, likely a Meowslim, who worships Meowllah and the prophet Meowhammed.
DasSheeple replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,646
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,647
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,650
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,651
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,653
DasSheeple replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,654
@previous (A)
You can only be angry at yourself. If a woman screams you run there and help, not call the police. Beta as fuck...
You can only be angry at yourself. If a woman screams you run there and help, not call the police. Beta as fuck...
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,655
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,656
I once read that cats actually bring dead stuff home because they're trying to teach you to hunt for food, since they find it odd that you don't.
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Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 53 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,657
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,658
@582,654 (DasSheeple)
You don't understand. When i was a kid delivering newspapers, i heard women scream for their life all the time. Makes me think that maybe they are just being fucked. Anyway, i could try and run frantically to the direction i think the screams are coming from, it would still be of no use, since i never knew where the sounds came from.
You don't understand. When i was a kid delivering newspapers, i heard women scream for their life all the time. Makes me think that maybe they are just being fucked. Anyway, i could try and run frantically to the direction i think the screams are coming from, it would still be of no use, since i never knew where the sounds came from.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,659
@582,656 (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
That makes sense, but still if they are trying to teach you how to hunt, it means they love you doesn't it?
That makes sense, but still if they are trying to teach you how to hunt, it means they love you doesn't it?
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,660
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,661
@previous (C)
None of your business. I did however grow up in a place regarded as the best place to live for a long time. Until the great fall from grace that is.
None of your business. I did however grow up in a place regarded as the best place to live for a long time. Until the great fall from grace that is.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,662
@previous (A)
Hmm, I like your clues. A "great" fall from grace. I will solve this mystery! How old are you, please?
Hmm, I like your clues. A "great" fall from grace. I will solve this mystery! How old are you, please?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,663
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,664
@previous (A)
Ok so you lived in a place that, until relatively recently, was an ideal place to live, although it had frequent women screaming, and recently fell from grace in a great way. Hmm. Let me think about this.
Oh, you also live by the ocean.
Ok so you lived in a place that, until relatively recently, was an ideal place to live, although it had frequent women screaming, and recently fell from grace in a great way. Hmm. Let me think about this.
Oh, you also live by the ocean.
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Anonymous C double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,665
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,666
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 36 seconds later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,667
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,668
@previous (A)
How about two more guesses?
1. Greece: wrong.
May I at least ask, is it in the Middle East?
How about two more guesses?
1. Greece: wrong.
May I at least ask, is it in the Middle East?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,669
@previous (C)
No its in Europe. I feel like you do in fact already know but you are just toying with me.
No its in Europe. I feel like you do in fact already know but you are just toying with me.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,670
@previous (A)
I am not toying with you. I like a good mystery. Ok here goes guess number two: Ireland
I am not toying with you. I like a good mystery. Ok here goes guess number two: Ireland
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,671
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 14 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,672
@582,657 (C)
Ha, I wish. My mum is allergic and my dad isn't keen on them. But I will own one when I move out.
There's a Cornish breed called the Cornish Rex which is pretty interesting.
@582,659 (A)
Sure. It obviously means that they care about you.
Ha, I wish. My mum is allergic and my dad isn't keen on them. But I will own one when I move out.
There's a Cornish breed called the Cornish Rex which is pretty interesting.
@582,659 (A)
Sure. It obviously means that they care about you.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,673
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,674
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,675
DasSheeple replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,676
ITT: Anonymous C is a turkey, and Anonymous A lives in Turkey.
Ah well I'll join the guessing game... if the sex is so loud that you think the woman is being murdered, it's either France or Italy.
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@582,674 (A)
WTF man. Out of all the European countries, Iceland now is awesome compared to everything else. Why do you think it went downhill since you grew up?
Ah well I'll join the guessing game... if the sex is so loud that you think the woman is being murdered, it's either France or Italy.
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@582,674 (A)
WTF man. Out of all the European countries, Iceland now is awesome compared to everything else. Why do you think it went downhill since you grew up?
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Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,677
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #582,678
@582,676 (DasSheeple)
well in 2008 the whole baking system collapsed, nobody really understood the economics behind it all and a big stupid panic happened, people actually panicked and started to hamster food. What did not help is that the whole world wasn't exactly supportive. The Dutch government did not only denounce Iceland but the Icelandic people, the British government used laws against Iceland, laws only meant to counter terrorism. The only support we got was a personal video made by hillary clinton where she assured that Iceland was still an ally of the USA. Keep in mind that a few years back Russian planes had breached our airspace and circle Iceland with planes that are designed to carry nuclear weapons. When that happened Britain sent some fighter jets to escort them as they did that.
Then however, at the baking crisis, the British hated us because Iceland refused to pay debts of private banks operating in Britain.
Ugh, its a long story but we never really recovered. The economy may be fine and dandy even though a lot of strikes are going on and doctors as well as nurses are fleeing the country. But we learned that we truly cannot count on anyone else but ourselves and in any war scenario, Iceland has no chance.
well in 2008 the whole baking system collapsed, nobody really understood the economics behind it all and a big stupid panic happened, people actually panicked and started to hamster food. What did not help is that the whole world wasn't exactly supportive. The Dutch government did not only denounce Iceland but the Icelandic people, the British government used laws against Iceland, laws only meant to counter terrorism. The only support we got was a personal video made by hillary clinton where she assured that Iceland was still an ally of the USA. Keep in mind that a few years back Russian planes had breached our airspace and circle Iceland with planes that are designed to carry nuclear weapons. When that happened Britain sent some fighter jets to escort them as they did that.
Then however, at the baking crisis, the British hated us because Iceland refused to pay debts of private banks operating in Britain.
Ugh, its a long story but we never really recovered. The economy may be fine and dandy even though a lot of strikes are going on and doctors as well as nurses are fleeing the country. But we learned that we truly cannot count on anyone else but ourselves and in any war scenario, Iceland has no chance.
DasSheeple replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #582,680
@previous (A)
I actually salute for how you handled the banking crisis. You should visit some other countries and see how they "recovered". Slovenia, Spain, Italy, Greece... you guys did the right thing.
I actually salute for how you handled the banking crisis. You should visit some other countries and see how they "recovered". Slovenia, Spain, Italy, Greece... you guys did the right thing.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #582,682
@previous (DasSheeple)
Thanks man. I fear though that its all undeserving. We had the luxury to experience a crisis when other countries were not as deep in crisis as they are now. I think foreign governments may have been more forgiving then they are now. Besides, the whole iceland didn't bail out the banksters is only a half truth, i mean we did end up with a lot of debt and so where did that come from if not the failed banks?
Then there are incredible amount of conflicting information. I can't even explain it but its crazy. There is even a debate going around if or if not Iceland really considered becoming a colony of Norway.
Anyway, when you see your own president fighting for dignity, it reveals how bad it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNokB82hcG8
Even England used Iceland as an example why Scotland should not be independent.
Thanks man. I fear though that its all undeserving. We had the luxury to experience a crisis when other countries were not as deep in crisis as they are now. I think foreign governments may have been more forgiving then they are now. Besides, the whole iceland didn't bail out the banksters is only a half truth, i mean we did end up with a lot of debt and so where did that come from if not the failed banks?
Then there are incredible amount of conflicting information. I can't even explain it but its crazy. There is even a debate going around if or if not Iceland really considered becoming a colony of Norway.
Anyway, when you see your own president fighting for dignity, it reveals how bad it is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNokB82hcG8
Even England used Iceland as an example why Scotland should not be independent.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #582,683
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #582,685
@previous (C)
No its disgusting and i know nobody who eats it. The only time i ate it was in a school trip about the roots of our ancestors
Anyway i will continue on my rambling. A very interesting thing happened in this crisis, i can articulate it but it goes like this:
The british were demanding us to pay debts that was debatableley not our debts. They said that if we did not form an agreement to pay those debts, they would use their influence to deny us a IMF loan. We did not agree to pay those debts and still we got the IMF loan, you know how? Well the news reported that China had used it influence to help Iceland.
Since then there has been a lot going on with Iceland and China, free trade agreements, investing etc....
No its disgusting and i know nobody who eats it. The only time i ate it was in a school trip about the roots of our ancestors
Anyway i will continue on my rambling. A very interesting thing happened in this crisis, i can articulate it but it goes like this:
The british were demanding us to pay debts that was debatableley not our debts. They said that if we did not form an agreement to pay those debts, they would use their influence to deny us a IMF loan. We did not agree to pay those debts and still we got the IMF loan, you know how? Well the news reported that China had used it influence to help Iceland.
Since then there has been a lot going on with Iceland and China, free trade agreements, investing etc....
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,704
@previous (A)
putrefied shark meat, it’s from Iceland
Rotting Shark - listed as National Dish of Iceland? Tell me this ain't true.
putrefied shark meat, it’s from Iceland
Rotting Shark - listed as National Dish of Iceland? Tell me this ain't true.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,737
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,739
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Gaming is more relevant to most people's lives than taxonomic classification. Cod, therefore, are properly classified as video games.
Gaming is more relevant to most people's lives than taxonomic classification. Cod, therefore, are properly classified as video games.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,746
Serious question
Should I bother to read this topic?Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,758
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,759
@582,746 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
It's an Iceland guy thread. If you've enjoyed previous threads of his, I think you'll very much like what's on offer here.
It's an Iceland guy thread. If you've enjoyed previous threads of his, I think you'll very much like what's on offer here.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,761
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
I don't know a whole lot about Iceland guy, but I enjoyed this topic. The other ones I've read didn't really do much for me.
I don't know a whole lot about Iceland guy, but I enjoyed this topic. The other ones I've read didn't really do much for me.
beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,763
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #583,160
@OP
You shouldn't call the police. Let the person fight for her own life. If she can't, she's unworthy of living.
You shouldn't call the police. Let the person fight for her own life. If she can't, she's unworthy of living.