Topic: The British police are now protecting vampires
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #44,043
Those vampires may sleep well in their coffins todaykook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later[^] [v] #582,057
Are sticks illegal there now? What will the widdlers do?!
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,060
"Shit. We didn't find any weapons. What do we do?"
"Break a broom and call it evidence."
"Break a broom and call it evidence."
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 50 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,070
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,079
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,082
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
It's not. The police go around troubled estates and do a "sweep" which means looking in bushes and in bins then taking anything that "might" be used as a weapon somehow and bragging about it on twitter. Once in a blue moon they'll find an actual knife or a knuckle duster, once upon a time they found an old WW1 service revolver so rusted over it was unsuable (no ammo found) and saved many lifes.
It's not. The police go around troubled estates and do a "sweep" which means looking in bushes and in bins then taking anything that "might" be used as a weapon somehow and bragging about it on twitter. Once in a blue moon they'll find an actual knife or a knuckle duster, once upon a time they found an old WW1 service revolver so rusted over it was unsuable (no ammo found) and saved many lifes.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,084
Catherine !TGirlYJKXM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,085
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,086
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,087
@582,085 (Catherine !TGirlYJKXM)
No, that's not true but if you look under 18 they won't sell it to you.
No, that's not true but if you look under 18 they won't sell it to you.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,089
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,090
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)But you could have someones eye out with it.
We also have a problem with rubber hammers.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,094
@previous (A)
I almost dont want to see any more of these. I'm just flabbergasted.
Whats it like there?
I almost dont want to see any more of these. I'm just flabbergasted.
Whats it like there?
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,096
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,148
Okay, this is all well and good, but anyone with a brain can see that this is actually to protect the reptilians.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,175
@582,084 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You can get ID'd for buying plastic cutlery in supermarkets. I got ID'd for hairspray the other day. I can buy vodka, knives, fireworks all easily, bit god forbid I should try and style my hair.
You can get ID'd for buying plastic cutlery in supermarkets. I got ID'd for hairspray the other day. I can buy vodka, knives, fireworks all easily, bit god forbid I should try and style my hair.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,180
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I got ID'd for some OTC medicine that wasnt sudafed. Maybe that good cough syrup, I don't remember.
I got ID'd for some OTC medicine that wasnt sudafed. Maybe that good cough syrup, I don't remember.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,193
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,195
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,196
They took the knives in case they're silver, which is toxic to vampires.
Idk about the rubber hammer, maybe the end could become a stake.
Idk about the rubber hammer, maybe the end could become a stake.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,223
@582,089 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Why do you think people should walk around with knives in their pockets and that's okay?
Why do you think people should walk around with knives in their pockets and that's okay?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,226
Serious question: how did a people terrified of sticks and butter knives conquer half the world?!
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,227
@582,223 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Florida is a far more dangerous and strange land than ours, I presume.
Florida is a far more dangerous and strange land than ours, I presume.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,229
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,236
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,239
@582,082 (A)
Well of course they're trouble estates. The police keep taking all the god damn silverware. They probably can't even maintain the place because the police probably don't let them keep any tools either. God forbid they find a screwdriver. This has gotta be joke. It's clearly satire making fun of how ridiculous your laws and police are.
Well of course they're trouble estates. The police keep taking all the god damn silverware. They probably can't even maintain the place because the police probably don't let them keep any tools either. God forbid they find a screwdriver. This has gotta be joke. It's clearly satire making fun of how ridiculous your laws and police are.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,243
@582,226 (Metæ)
Through bluff. We entered Africa and India, caused lots of trouble then got local warlords and princes to rule on our behalf. Ofc it helped that we were not as brutal as other nations and liked to keep some sort of law and order.
Through bluff. We entered Africa and India, caused lots of trouble then got local warlords and princes to rule on our behalf. Ofc it helped that we were not as brutal as other nations and liked to keep some sort of law and order.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,252
@582,239 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
My dads friend got stabbed by a screwdriver, it wasn't pretty.
Also they don't go through bins, they take them from gang members who are carrying them to attack people with.
My dads friend got stabbed by a screwdriver, it wasn't pretty.
Also they don't go through bins, they take them from gang members who are carrying them to attack people with.
Svet !jzYkdX7lIw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,259
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> Also they don't go through bins, they take them from gang members who are carrying them to attack people with.
While they do take them off gangs they do also go into a area, typically a housing estate and search the area for stashed weapons i.e bushes, gardens and bins. There was a tv doc which still runs on BBC's iplayer called The Met where they are filmed doing just that.
> Also they don't go through bins, they take them from gang members who are carrying them to attack people with.
While they do take them off gangs they do also go into a area, typically a housing estate and search the area for stashed weapons i.e bushes, gardens and bins. There was a tv doc which still runs on BBC's iplayer called The Met where they are filmed doing just that.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,268
@582,227 (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
This is so amazingly true that you wouldn't believe the scope of how amazingly true it is.
This is so amazingly true that you wouldn't believe the scope of how amazingly true it is.
Anonymous N double-posted this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,270
@582,223 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> Why do you think people should walk around with knives in their pockets and that's okay?
Actually, yes. A lot of people I know have a knife on them on a regular basis. Granted, they generally use it as a tool or to open packaging or for some other mundane task. Most people in Florida are probably in favor of open carrying machine guns.
> Why do you think people should walk around with knives in their pockets and that's okay?
Actually, yes. A lot of people I know have a knife on them on a regular basis. Granted, they generally use it as a tool or to open packaging or for some other mundane task. Most people in Florida are probably in favor of open carrying machine guns.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,274
@582,259 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
Well I don't really blame them, in my scampish days in the housing estate I grew up on I kept my knife stashed in a bush.
Well I don't really blame them, in my scampish days in the housing estate I grew up on I kept my knife stashed in a bush.
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,275
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,278
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,281
Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #582,287
@previous (squeegee)
That doesn't surprise me at all. Having a knife among one's daily possessions seems pretty normal to me.
That doesn't surprise me at all. Having a knife among one's daily possessions seems pretty normal to me.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #582,454
@582,259 (Svet !jzYkdX7lIw)
So if I keep a steak knife in a drawer, it's fine, but if they find it under a mattress, it's suddenly a crime? If someone wanted to commit a murder with a steak knife, they'd just put it with the rest of their cutlery. They're not gonna throw it in a bush.
So if I keep a steak knife in a drawer, it's fine, but if they find it under a mattress, it's suddenly a crime? If someone wanted to commit a murder with a steak knife, they'd just put it with the rest of their cutlery. They're not gonna throw it in a bush.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #582,464
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 11 years ago, 58 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #582,487
@582,454 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
There are other types of knife
Also gang members keep caches for easy access
There are other types of knife
Also gang members keep caches for easy access
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