@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
Actually, human women, during their period, can squat down and rub their vaginas against the ground, and literally lay an egg. So, no.
@previous (A)
But you said not including humans!
Learn to knit.
@OP
If they were available from your local butcher or delicatessen, you would find that they are, in fact, classified as an avian. Remember, the Aborigines, in their fine culinary tradition, were harvesting such ducks from their seas many centuries before your ancesters had even seen or heard of them. If the wise Aboriginies consider them to be best classified as birds, whom are you or I to challenge their judgement? Please try to expand your mind and open up your worldview.
Produce poison.