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Topic: Have you ever had two solid (pun intended) days of diarrhea?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,907

What is a solution? I have to leave the house today, but it will not stop!

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #580,049

Well can someone run to the drugstore for you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #580,050

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
No one is here, unfortunately. I would never make it that far. Any home remedies?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,069

I have to hand out flyers, but I still have explosive diarrhea every two minutes. What the hell do I do?

Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,117

Have you tried fucking a shit up your ass?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,119

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
That's what started this whole mess!

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,138

I had it once for 5 straight days......ended up in hospital for 2 weeks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,139

@previous (D)
Dear God. Do you know the cause?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,140

@previous (A)
Lyme Disease from a deer tick.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,141

@previous (D)
Oh, sorry to hear. Glad you are OK.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,142

@previous (A)
that 5 days was pure hell... then the two weeks in hospital wasn't much better.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,143

@previous (D)
I can only imagine. I once spent a month in hospital. It sucked.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,146

@previous (A)
The only thing that made it worthwhile, was this good looking nurse kept coming into my room, and would stay there for a while bullshitting with me. After the 4th or 5th day, she would come in just to run her fingers through my hair, smile and wink, then walk out!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,148

@previous (D)
Really?? Did she ever see you naked? Did you have sex with her?

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,150

@previous (A)
Yea, she saw me naked. Her and another female nurse came in one day and was looking all over my body, everywhere, from head to toe. I found out later that they were trying to see if they could find a tick because it was determined I had Lymes. I noticed when she was looking down there, her eyes got wide, and I saw a small smile on her face. Sadly no, no sex, we texted on the phone for a while after I got out, then just stopped, and lost contact.... Oh how I wish I would have had sex with her.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,152

@previous (D)
Why the hell did you lose contact???

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,154

@previous (A)

Don't know... For a while we were texting non stop, then it just slowly died off. Plus, me living about a thousand miles away probably didn't help much either.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,156

@previous (D)
You should have screwed her in the hospital.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,162

@previous (A)
lol, I thought about that, but I wouldn't have wanted her to lose her job. She knew she was turning me on, and she had fun doing it. Maybe that was all it was going to end up as, but oh well, it was fun.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,164

@previous (D)
Oh well. A stealth handjob under the blanket would have been really hot.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,168

@previous (A)
Now that........ Shit, why didn't I think of that.....

Thanks, now I'm depressed......

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #580,176

@previous (D)
Sorry
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