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Topic: Drinking. A sleep was

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 11 years ago #43,904

There is a candle in front of me and the wax is all melted

If I drank it, what would happen? Would I shit out wax shaped like my stomach or will I just die?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Shit out wax shaped like stomach 3 43%
Die 4 57%

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #579,981

You'd probably just have hard, waxy shits.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,984

It could harden and block your airway

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,987

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

If I replaced my blood with the molten wax, would it be effective as a mummification technique?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,989

"Drank it" implies the wax is hot enough to be liquid. Candle wax (paraffin*) typically melts at 60c/140f. You would get second or third degree burns in the mouth and throat, and poop out small droplets of wax.

*I'm told "paraffin" in UKEnglish denotes the liquid fuel we USAmericans call "kerosene" but here I use it to mean the wax candles are commonly made from.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,991

@previous (Metæ)
ever watch a stripper drizzle wax on her pussy? i had a friend who convinced his girlfriend to try it and they were evidently using a candle with a higher melting point than the ones strippers use. they couldn't fuck for 3 weeks and she said her pussy peeled D:

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,993

@579,989 (Metæ)

Thanks

Would it kill the goblin that lives inside my pancreas, or would it have cooled down too much by then?

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,994

@579,991 (squeegee)

Hahaha the stripper candles use a special type of wax that isn't burning hot

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,997

@579,991 (squeegee)
Yeah the sex candles are more like shortening that melts just above body temp. Also consider how much the wax would cool drizzled through a few feet of air vs. vs just taking a swig of melted wax.

@579,993 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
> Would it kill the goblin that lives inside my pancreas
Diabetes?!

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #579,998

@previous (Metæ)
> > Would it kill the goblin that lives inside my pancreas
> Diabetes?!
Not quite. This is actually an exciting new offshoot of the headmates craze- pancreasmates.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #580,000

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
Psssh. I've had a livermate for years. Xe's a 1993 Macintosh Performa 560 named Gareth.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #580,005

@579,997 (Metæ)

No it's an actual tiny goblin like out of Lord of the Rings

Every so often he will stick his head out of my ass and say "Looks like meats back on the menu boys!" Before sucking himself back in

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #580,013

@579,984 (kook !!mCVqftDha)

Do you know of any murderers who have adopted this technique?
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