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If I replaced my blood with the molten wax, would it be effective as a mummification technique?
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^][v]#579,989
"Drank it" implies the wax is hot enough to be liquid. Candle wax (paraffin*) typically melts at 60c/140f. You would get second or third degree burns in the mouth and throat, and poop out small droplets of wax.
*I'm told "paraffin" in UKEnglish denotes the liquid fuel we USAmericans call "kerosene" but here I use it to mean the wax candles are commonly made from.
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squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^][v]#579,991
@previous (Metæ)
ever watch a stripper drizzle wax on her pussy? i had a friend who convinced his girlfriend to try it and they were evidently using a candle with a higher melting point than the ones strippers use. they couldn't fuck for 3 weeks and she said her pussy peeled D:
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#579,993
Hahaha the stripper candles use a special type of wax that isn't burning hot
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^][v]#579,997
@579,991 (squeegee)
Yeah the sex candles are more like shortening that melts just above body temp. Also consider how much the wax would cool drizzled through a few feet of air vs. vs just taking a swig of melted wax.
@579,993 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU) > Would it kill the goblin that lives inside my pancreas
Diabetes?!
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^][v]#579,998
@previous (Metæ) > > Would it kill the goblin that lives inside my pancreas > Diabetes?!
Not quite. This is actually an exciting new offshoot of the headmates craze- pancreasmates.
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^][v]#580,000
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
Psssh. I've had a livermate for years. Xe's a 1993 Macintosh Performa 560 named Gareth.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^][v]#580,005