Topic: How would you solve the California drought problem?
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,824
Serious answers only please.
No joke responses like, "Nuke them off the map."
No joke responses like, "Nuke them off the map."
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #578,759
Syntax can change the weather satellites to forecast rain. Thanks
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,760
Buy some of Canada's groundwater and just spray it around the entire state.
It's only like $2.45 per hundred million litres because Canada is retarded.
It's only like $2.45 per hundred million litres because Canada is retarded.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,765
Eye wood cause re:ten myle tsunami by Swing dancing in the Pacific with surf boards strapped to Thee Thy or Eye re: penny loafers. Beachfront house, er no need to dream about such for all houses wood now B located on such. But salt water 4 plants? Is, er not so much so good.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,772
Just wait for the mini ice age coming in 2030. Til then just hijack the Colorado river water.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,773
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,774
Distill saltwater.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,778
start ice mining operations and build water pipelines from greenland to california. if we're going to do global warming right we'll want to go ahead and mine that fresh water ourselves before it all melts off.
Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,780
@previous (squeegee)
California is seriously considering building several desalination plants to just start using all the ocean water they have access to.
California is seriously considering building several desalination plants to just start using all the ocean water they have access to.
Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,781
@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)Just a few minutes North of me in Carlsbad they will soon convert Ocean a Blue water to wine (just add sugar n yeast)
All I need is a pipe line n simple still for all the water I need
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,782
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,784
@578,773 (A)
interestingly enough it's because some scientists have improved a model of the suns solar cycle and it looks like we'll be entering another Maunder minimum around that time. low solar activity period. that's somewhat associated with the little ice age that occured, but so is volcanic activity. but we're pumping the atmosphere with greenhouse gasses like a volcano (as well as carbon ash in some places) and so there are questions about what we'll go through in 15 years or so. but there's not a consensus it's happening as a little ice age. just speculation. but it's also like pretty damned well informed and reputable speculation coming from some climate researchers. grain of salt though.
interestingly enough it's because some scientists have improved a model of the suns solar cycle and it looks like we'll be entering another Maunder minimum around that time. low solar activity period. that's somewhat associated with the little ice age that occured, but so is volcanic activity. but we're pumping the atmosphere with greenhouse gasses like a volcano (as well as carbon ash in some places) and so there are questions about what we'll go through in 15 years or so. but there's not a consensus it's happening as a little ice age. just speculation. but it's also like pretty damned well informed and reputable speculation coming from some climate researchers. grain of salt though.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 34 seconds later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,785
squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,786
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,787
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,789
Let the area become much less full of people as it becomes shittier to be there.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,792
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,822
Tax the 10% wealthiest citizens to fund desalination plants.
Dead !Pool..v42s joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,824
@578,774 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
@578,780 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
they wouldn't need to if they stopped using water for the oilfield work :/
@578,780 (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
they wouldn't need to if they stopped using water for the oilfield work :/
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,825
@578,773 (A)
Some scientists published a study using newly available instruments to measure something in the sun. I'm sure we'll find it was incorrect analysis based off incomplete information.
Some scientists published a study using newly available instruments to measure something in the sun. I'm sure we'll find it was incorrect analysis based off incomplete information.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,891
1) Encourage all Mexico to immigrate
2) When they are distracted, steal all water from Mexico
3) Expel all Mexicans from California
4) Distribute the Mexican water and laugh all the way to the well-stocked water bank
2) When they are distracted, steal all water from Mexico
3) Expel all Mexicans from California
4) Distribute the Mexican water and laugh all the way to the well-stocked water bank
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,897
@578,825 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
it's viewed as maybe more correct than the older incomplete model. the new model explains problems with the old model. predicting a maunder minimum would be the evidence needed to support it.
it's viewed as maybe more correct than the older incomplete model. the new model explains problems with the old model. predicting a maunder minimum would be the evidence needed to support it.
Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,906
stop growing food just to feed animals for meat
stop raising animals for meat
stop raising animals for meat
Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,913
@578,786 (squeegee)
> well that just sounds ridiculous. how will they get the salt out?
Hit Google n look up desalination systems. Submarines do it - Israel does a lot of it. California going to do a whole hell of a lot of it.
Me? If need be just a simple still. Perhaps dual units. One to make water and one to er make a fuel.
> well that just sounds ridiculous. how will they get the salt out?
Hit Google n look up desalination systems. Submarines do it - Israel does a lot of it. California going to do a whole hell of a lot of it.
Me? If need be just a simple still. Perhaps dual units. One to make water and one to er make a fuel.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,924
@578,906 (O)
hippie faggot detected.
@578,891 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
And then all of Cali will be struck by a dysentery epidemic.
hippie faggot detected.
@578,891 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
And then all of Cali will be struck by a dysentery epidemic.
Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,931
Dead !Pool..v42s replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #579,145
STOP OIL PROCESSING AND YOU STOP A DRAIN OF WATER COMPARABLE TO TWO METROPOLITAN AREAS.
and I don't drink bottles specifically using California water.
and I don't drink bottles specifically using California water.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #579,210
@578,906 (O) See, @previous (Dead !Pool..v42s) has a real solution. You could learn something from him.
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kook joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #579,293
Trannies.
Kira !zhBoDjFsO. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #579,644
...Nuke them off the map.
Yeah, that one.
Yeah, that one.