Topic: FAO: atheist scum
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,803
why hasn't science been able to answer these questions, you assholes?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I26f5lBKGk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-I26f5lBKGk
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #578,561
Yt;dw
Why haven't you assholes been able to prove the existence of god or jesus?
Why haven't you assholes been able to prove the existence of god or jesus?
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,563
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@578,563 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
So, actions make things come into existence? So like, if I talk to my doctor, will my cancer heal?
So, actions make things come into existence? So like, if I talk to my doctor, will my cancer heal?
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,688
Because i am too lazy to click play.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,694
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,706
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,707
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I have an aunt who died of anal cancer and she was seeing aliens at the end.
I have an aunt who died of anal cancer and she was seeing aliens at the end.
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,711
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,731
@578,563 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I could pray a million times a day... That does not prove to me that god exists. Try harder.
I could pray a million times a day... That does not prove to me that god exists. Try harder.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,766
@previous (B)
If you were capable of praying one million times in twenty four hours, that would be a miracle.
If you were capable of praying one million times in twenty four hours, that would be a miracle.
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,829
@578,564 (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
@578,687 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@578,731 (B)
Let me tell you a story. One day I was hungover, but I needed to get to an appointment. I forgot my wallet and I was very thirsty. I prayed to God for just 50p to buy a bottle of water. I found no 50p. When I got to my appointment, they had a coffee machine. To my surprise it had 71p of credit on it. I ordered a tea and witnessed a miracle when I saw 21p left. God had answered my prayer, but not in the way I expected. If that isn't proof of God I don't know what is.
@578,687 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
@578,731 (B)
Let me tell you a story. One day I was hungover, but I needed to get to an appointment. I forgot my wallet and I was very thirsty. I prayed to God for just 50p to buy a bottle of water. I found no 50p. When I got to my appointment, they had a coffee machine. To my surprise it had 71p of credit on it. I ordered a tea and witnessed a miracle when I saw 21p left. God had answered my prayer, but not in the way I expected. If that isn't proof of God I don't know what is.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,830
@578,707 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Anal probing by aliens can cause cancer. They grays have radioactive cocks (they're really small too, like Asian penises so it's not even pleasurable).
Anal probing by aliens can cause cancer. They grays have radioactive cocks (they're really small too, like Asian penises so it's not even pleasurable).
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #578,919
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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #579,026
@578,829 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Let me tell you a story.
One day I was broke and hungry. I prayed to god for 20 dollars to get something to eat. As I rounded a corner, I saw a guy leaning up against a church wall. I walked up to him and said; "Excuse me sir, but give me your fucking money." He punched me in the face and knocked me unconscious. When I woke up, I was laying in a hospital bed, less than an hour later, they brought me food!!!!
2 weeks later, I got a hospital bill for $3478.16.... Thanks god, now I'm gonna starve for the next 10 years while paying this shit off.
god answered my prayers, in more ways than I imagined. Now I'm paying for it.
Let me tell you a story.
One day I was broke and hungry. I prayed to god for 20 dollars to get something to eat. As I rounded a corner, I saw a guy leaning up against a church wall. I walked up to him and said; "Excuse me sir, but give me your fucking money." He punched me in the face and knocked me unconscious. When I woke up, I was laying in a hospital bed, less than an hour later, they brought me food!!!!
2 weeks later, I got a hospital bill for $3478.16.... Thanks god, now I'm gonna starve for the next 10 years while paying this shit off.
god answered my prayers, in more ways than I imagined. Now I'm paying for it.
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