Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago#43,783
You know how during the first coming of the messiah, Christ Jesus, he was born to a virgin? Except we figured out that either his mother was a whore or Joseph was actually his father?
Well, I am making a prediction about the second coming. You see, it will not be during doomsday, but there will be another miracle birth. This time one that is a little harder to explain by mainstream scientists.
I predict, and you heard it here first folks, that the second coming of the messiah will be born to a transgender male-to-female person and that person will be none other than Caitlyn Jenner.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,206
@previous (C)
Last I spoke with her she said that is her preferred pronouns.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,208
You mean Kylie and Kendall?
Id worship either of them.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,212
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
No, Ms. Jenner will birth a baby born, who shall be destined to save humanity from the clutches of Satan himself.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,215
@previous (A)
Satan doesn't exist, though. I think you're confused, and wouldn't you rather worship Kylie and Kendall?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,216
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU) > Satan doesn't exist, though.
Burden of proof.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,218
@previous (A)
Is on the one making the extraordinary claim, which is that Satan exists.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,220
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
But it is impossible to prove or disprove the existence of Satan so therefore you made the claim that he doesn't exist first therefore the burden of proof is on you.
Checkmate, atheist.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,221
@previous (A)
Ok, the truth is I am Satan, and it's a lot easier for me to lead Christians astray if they don't believe I exist. Could you stop making things difficult and just admit you would worship Kendall Jenner's petite body, thanks.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,225
@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Then you should be worshipping Caitlyn Jenner's nice MILF body.
hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,227
@previous (A)
I praise her for giving us Kylie and Kendall, but I do not wish to worship her. She's not attractive. Only men can look good in old age.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,239
Tired Tranny Shtick
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^][v]#578,254
> But it is impossible to prove or disprove the existence of jesus or god so therefore you made the claim that he doesn't exist first therefore the burden of proof is on you. > Checkmate, christian.