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Topic: What the hell is this piss drink?

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #43,765

http://www.sainsburys.co.uk/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/gb/groceries/old-mout-cider-kiwi---lime-500ml?langId=44&storeId=10151&krypto=kWCA31DGd59Ox7v8Mz%2FA2zvi%2F4d%2FxlQE0UJobH0feKnmuelhsRxgyQm8B7ty3r%2Big9yPZUf0LKz5%0AaHqkAkp844JGu6o5h56mbWH3TdOY1SpuQJnn1BEyWPrLAI1i9x0Z&ddkey=http:gb/groceries/old-mout-cider-kiwi---lime-500ml
I'd rather drink Strongbow.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #578,027

Sounds nasty. Who on earth names a beverage old mouth something. Disgusting

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #578,030

@previous (B)
One of their adverts says 'be a kiwi not a sheep'. Maybe you know who had a hand in this.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #578,042

I've had it -- it's not bad. Just another cider maker jumping on the current "fruity cider" trend in Britain, really.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,061

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Fruity cider is for girls. Real cider is made with apples and tastes disgusting but gets the job done. White cider is just brutal, I doubt it even uses real apples.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,063

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Eh, some fruity stuff is passable. I do prefer nice dry ciders, using proper cider apples (not eating apples), though, but I'd disagree any cider is disgusting.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,064

@578,061 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Fruit ciders are grate. Thanks.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,066

@previous (D)
Any cider that tastes good is not real cider. I like my cider to taste like drinkable piss. Still, I can't drink Strongbow.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,067

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I love you. Thanks.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,068

@578,064 (D)
Some I like, some I don't.

I used to like Rekorderlig ciders, now I find them far too sweet (still have the odd bottle once in a blue moon, admittedly). Carling ciders are good, just finished a few bottles of their regular cider and their cherry cider, pretty nice.

'Proper', dry ciders are the best -- Aspall cider is my hands down favourite.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,069

@578,066 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Outside of pubs, I don't think I've ever seen anyone drinking Strongbow except drunks drinking it out of paper bags, and homeless people.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,071

@578,068 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Are those fighting words?

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,074

@previous (D)
Yes.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,077

@578,069 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
> I don't think I've ever seen anyone drinking Strongbow except drunks drinking it out of paper bags

You're talking to Green here buddy.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,079

@578,067 (E)
And you.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,080

@578,077 (F)
Lets get one thing straight, I would never drink Strongbow. Have a pop at me about drinking mouthwash or whatever, but never insinuate that I would drink Strongbow.

Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,087

@578,069 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
I drink it with London half-crustpunks :c

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,088

@previous (Triptych)
What is a half crust punk?

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,090

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
They're like crust punks but softer
Much less hardcore

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,092

@previous (Triptych)
What is a crust punk?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,093

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It's like a crumb punk, but classier. They usually listen to post-twinklecore ironically.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,094

@previous (Metæ)
I need to start drinking again so I can challenge these people to drinking contests.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #578,095

@OP
> Kiwi cider
I told you Owen was a homosexual.
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