Topic: do you know how easy it is to kill someone?
squeegee started this discussion 11 years ago#43,735
if you stab them and bleed them to death and they don't check it'll just look like anemia and you'll easily get away with it.
be sure and stab then where it can't be seen easily. like maybe put knives in their food so when they eat it they get slowly stabbed over time.
i guess the secret is to use little knives and just do it over a long period of time. the perfect crime.
the only thing better would be lacing their food with tiny guns that shoot them during digestion. but maybe that's crazy, who ever heard of guns that could kill people. best stick to knives.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^][v]#577,668
The better solution would be to poison them cancer causing chemicals. I mean who has ever heard of a cancer diagnoses where the doctor alerted the authorities in shock?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,673
Alternately you could shoot them. If they don't check and no one notices, then it'll just look like a bleeding abscess and you'll easily get away with it.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,674
@577,668 (B)
well, any where the patient presents with additional symptoms associated with poisoning. also blood work can easily ruin your plan since lots of carcinogens don't metabolise and just sit there waiting to eventually be detected. but who's ever heard of a blood test that can detect tiny knives?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,676
You could chop their head off with a chainsaw while they are asleep in their beds and the authorities won't question it as long as they have trees in their backyard.
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,678
A real easy way would be to diguise yourself as the person you want to kill, and then go kill them.
Even if there are witnesses, they'll just think it was a suicide.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,680
These are just examples. If you think that before you get cancer you will have some kind of warning signs of poisoning, then you are just foolish. Its not always that way.
Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^][v]#577,687
some chemicals are even used to preserve food! The scandals were not discovered by poisoning symptoms but regulatory measures.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#577,703
Threads grate
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#577,705
@577,685 (B)
did you even read that list? most of them would have terribly specific symptoms that most doctors would be able to recognize and identify with testing. not to mention most of those have powerful aromas and can be tasted. About the only things on there you could actually use to put in people's food are the radioactive elements listed. What're going to do, feed them asbestos? like the docs won't be able to identify the carcinogen and grow suspicious of how they even ingested it.
benzene? dry cleaning solution? slip that past someone's nose. vinyl chloride? again, very specific poisoning symptoms in the vein of "industrial symptoms" and would eventually lead to detection and eventually probably a source. because that's not something you run across in lethal doses everyday.
about the only thing on there (aside from like radium) that would be usable would be the Ethylene Oxide, but that's a gas and so they'd have to inhale it OR you'd have to dissolve it into a liquid and at any rate you'd contaminate every drinking glass with it and detection would take a simple survey of the house which wouldn't be uncommon for someone poisoned with industrial chemicals. I mean OSHA doesn't just give suggestions, if it looks like someone has gotten Mesothelioma from inhaling asbestos they are going to look for the cause.
What you need to do is specifically identify the carcinogen you think you can do that with and not cause side effects other than cancer. making a blanket statement without anything to back it up is just inviting scrutiny.
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squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#577,707
i know! make them a necklace out of the shit you scrape off old clock hands that glow in the dark! that's radium just put it all in a little vial and tell them the glowing is a healing crystal so they'll wear it for 30 years and eventually get cancer. let's see them come after you for a crime you comitted 30 years ago. jokes on them, there's a little thing in the legal system called the statute of limitations. that should totally protect you.
see, it's all about finding the loop holes
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Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#577,712
Steal the identity of the person you want to kill, then kill yourself. They'll still be alive but it will fuck up everything for them because try to get a job or a bank account when you're legally dead!
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 57 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#577,731
How about aflatoxin? They say that chronic exposure in adults could lead to no symptoms but would very likely cause liver cancer. If someone were to poison someone aflatoxin a lot, but stop for 1 month then there would be no evidence in the victims body that they were exposed to it.
squeegee (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#577,736
@previous (J)
there you go, op. just get some aflatoxin. i mean op of that other thread.
was that you?
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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#577,739
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#577,756
Just choose some random geriatric in bad health, then stand by and do nothing as they die of old age and other natural causes. The cops could never get you on that one.