Topic: Why are women on dating sits so hideous and obese?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,662

I just signed up for OkCupid, all the girls on that site are hideous, ugly and fat. They look like a cross between Whoopi Goldberg and Roseanne, and Ricki Lake. What the hell, I'm a busy man these days and its hard to meet women, and the first dating site I sign up to, click after click, summary after summary, just ugly, vile hags who I'd never have sex with even if humanity depended on it for continuance of the human race. Hot girls, yall need to sign up on OkCupid so I can message you.
Updates:
I just also posted a question about why white girls would marry black guys when baby turns out white with large afo, I am very drunk right now and don't give a sh*t, right now, I'm going to go pee. good bye.
afro not afo
im too f***ing busy in my professional life to meet women, I'm too busy making too much money to go out there and meet women. maybe I should give my business a break and pick up hot chicks that are walking around in grocery aisles and barnes and nobles, I've done it before, heck, ill do it again

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later[^] [v] #576,819

Give it up, you couldn't get a hot chick if you paid for it.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,820

Okay

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 33 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,822

OkCupid doesn't give you access to the hotties until your account passes some secret criteria. The OkCupid system lets you know when that changes.

Also: your area might indeed be full of ugly people, yourself included.

DasSheeple joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,824

Because all the hot girls get enough dick without any help.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,825

@previous (DasSheeple)
Like you?

Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,832

idk i only talk to cool people on there and so far they have been attractive as well

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,833

This is an example of the average girl on OKCupid.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,834

They only show you women who are roughly as attractive as you are.

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,835

when i broke up w my ex i went for a rebound and got drunk in a parc and ate berries and pet dogs w a cute French chick from the communist university
I remember walking home at 4 am sobbing uncontrollably
So aesthetic

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,836

@previous (Triptych)
There is a communist university?

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,843

@previous (A)
Two
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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 26 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,846

@OP

> f***ing

Learn how to swear like a fucking normal person.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,849

@OP

> I just signed up for OkCupid, all the girls on that site are hideous, ugly and fat

OkCupid has a clever algorithm that pairs people up with the type of people they have a better chance with. So if all you can see are ungly fatties then you yourself might be an uggo

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,851

Why not try Minichan's dating site instead?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,859

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's lesbian based, isn't it?

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,860

@previous (K)
Mostly, yes. Though we're seeing a strong showing from gay men too.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,873

@576,834 (G)
This.

@576,849 (I)
That.

damlol OP has standards above his level

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,962

Try killing yourself, it's edgy and cool.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #577,138

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I dunno. Seems like a temporary fix.