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Topic: Goldman Sachs reduces intern day to 17 hours after death of Bank of America intern.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc started this discussion 11 years ago #43,620

http://www.salon.com/2015/06/18/goldman_sachs_reduces_intern_day_to_17_hours_after_death_of_bank_of_america_corp_intern/?utm_source=Tumblr&utm_medium=Tumblr%20Share&utm_campaign=Tumblr
Goldman Sachs has officially announced that it will cap interns’ days at 17 hours, meaning interns are encouraged to go home by midnight and not arrive before 7 a.m. At the beginning of June, Goldman Sachs took on around 2,900 summer interns.

The announcement comes shortly after Bank of America Merrill Lynch intern Moritz Erhardt, 21, was found dead in his shower after working for 72 hours straight. According to an autopsy, Erhardt died from epileptic seizures that could have been triggered by all-nighters.

Still, after Erhardt’s death, some banks have been making an effort to scale back on the absurd rigor of their internship programs. The bank also recently restricted junior bankers from working on Saturdays.

Investment banking internships are notoriously grueling. Recently, an email addressed to Barclays’ Global Power & Utilities interns began circulating, outlining “10 power commandments” they were expected to follow. The supposedly humorous instructions included: “We expect you to be the last ones to leave every night… no matter what,” “Never take your jacket off at work,” and “I recommend bringing a pillow to the office.”

In a statement, Barclays responded to the letter: “We have implemented policies and training guidelines to enable employees to gain valuable experience while at the same time maintaining a healthy work-life balance.”

Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #576,301

Jesus fucking christ

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,302

I'd like to see the tumblr page from which this came.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,303

Japan also has a problem with working their males to death. So we are becoming like Japan, and thats scary.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,306

http://www.theguardian.com/business/2013/nov/22/moritz-erhardt-merrill-lynch-intern-dead-inquest


> Goldman Sachs took on around 2,900 summer interns.

So one down and 2899 to go.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,307

Okay, but can interns use the bathroom for the gender they identify as?

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,309

@576,303 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
There's a link, like. Right there. It's the very first thing in the post. Before the contents of the article.

It's literally right there.

But if you insist, I guess. From salon's official Tumblr.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,310

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I saw the link, I wanted to see where you found it. Relax

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,311

@576,309 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
these are future billionaires and idiots that bankrupt global economies with malfeasance and tumblr is all
omg they work 17 hours a day!? oppression!

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,313

@previous (squeegee)
youre aware there are only 24 hours in a day right

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,315

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
oh no, the baby billionaires and future corrupt power brokers are being hazed. oh noes!
i'd rather see them having to risk their lives to get their golden parachutes and trophy wives instead of financing global wars that risk the lives of millions of people and only carries the risk of a desk job.

put those fuckers in a Colosseum and let them fight to the death with swords for all i care about the up-and-coming super elite. i don't really empathize with them since they don't really empathize at all.

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 55 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,317

@576,311 (squeegee)
These are just interns. You think even 1/100 summer interns will become billionaires?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,318

@previous (Triptych)
you don't become a corrupt financial conman without interning at Goldman Sachs first. it's like a rule in finance.

squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,323

i mean if you're wanting to become, like, an overpaid hollywood plastic surgeon you've got to go to medical school and be a resident somewhere. you don't just become a rich hollywood plastic surgeon. you work your way up.

i on the otherhand don't have a chance because
1. i didn't finish medical school
2. i pass out at the sight of blood.

same goes for being a dickbag financial conman who screws up entire markets for everyone, you gotta start somewhere. usually goldman sachs, but as long as you get past that hazing bit you're free to lie and con and fuck people out of as much money as you can grab out of their saving accounts. sure, maybe only 1/100,000 will steal billions of dollars and cause global recessions, but all of them were interns somewhere once.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,329

this is hilarious

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,332

I heard Britain has its fair share of abusing interns but that also interns are hired via family connections and deals.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,333

Vocalon, what do you think about this article?

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,348

@576,311 (squeegee)
also u can be pissed about both

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,352

They have the choice to not intern there, right? So something about this particular place must make the crazy hours worth it.
It's not like they are locked in, like that iPhone factory with all of the suicides.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,354

@576,332 (I)
but the vacation time more than makes up for it

squeegee double-posted this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,355

@576,348 (Triptych)
nah

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,357

@previous (squeegee)
I feel no sympathy for future psycopaths.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,374

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
yeah. it's not the same when a super ambitious person works 17 hours a day or more to have a shot at an incredibly high paying job with more perks than church
and when a person is forced by poverty to work similar hours to subsist. if the work is too grueling you can always walk away. unless you're poor and will be on the streets.
let them get a taste of real work before they leech off the blood and sweat of others.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,383

if those places are that bad, then why aren't they being droned to rubble

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 23 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,396

@previous (K)
gps lockouts on all RFID tagged rich people. drones can't attack their masters.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,406

The people they exploit work 80 hour weeks just to survive. I could care less (colloquial use).

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,410

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,417

@576,406 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)

> I could care less (colloquial use).

*couldn't

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,442

@previous (M)
Nope.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,450

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Using the correct form would have required fewer keystrokes than explaining why you deliberately used the incorrect form. You have made a fool of yourself.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,458

@previous (M)
The only fool is you. In American English vernacular, what I said correctly conveyed what I intended. You need to accept you are wrong.

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 30 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,468

@576,317 (Triptych)
yes

Gen. Dragonbait joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,469

@576,396 (squeegee)
When the revolution comes, I would like you to start putting people up against the wall. Honestly. I think society will be better for the change.

(Just remember I voted for you!)

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,471

@576,396 (squeegee)
drones? goddamn man that is your solution to everything?

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,473

@576,458 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Here on Minichan, we use Perfect English. In Perfect English, what you said was actually complete gibberish.

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,478

@576,471 (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
I think he's just imagining a dystopian future. But, yeah, he does seem to have drones on the brain a lot lately. Reptilians might be at work here.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,479

Externally hosted image@576,469 (Gen. Dragonbait)
flattery will get you a position on my cabinet. well played.

Anonymous O replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,483

@previous (squeegee)
Score! If I can just become a Saint-Just to your Robespierre I will be... well... dead I guess. Ahhh... Let's make a pact never to let our revolution start eating it's own children, okay?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,496

Externally hosted image@previous (O)
it's a deal!

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,502

@576,473 (M)
Nope.

Anonymous M replied with this 11 years ago, 44 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,505

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Typical arrogant Amerifat.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,514

@576,315 (squeegee)
topkek

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,717

@576,303 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
We're becoming like Japan, eh?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,718

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Why arent you on hormones yet?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,740

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Do you feel threatened by transwomen because they're better looking than you?

You realize transwomen are more likely to be attacked by women than vice versa? You realize the reality doesn't line up with your delusional hate-fueled ignorant paranoia, right? It's ok to hate so long as you understand that.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,742

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Of course they are. Men are also more likely to attack other men than women. It's all male on male crime.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,747

@576,740 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I'll explain it a different way. Most crimes that are commited are males hurting males, robbing males, murdering males etc.
So most crimes looks like this

Man (biomale)on Man (biomale) crime

So you whining about this

Man (biomale)on Woman (biomale) crime

Makes no sense to me. Please explain why one group of males is better than the other.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,753

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You're bias is showing. I specified transwomen are more likely to be attacked by women than the reverse.

It's interesting you dismiss male victims of violence who are attacked by another male. That is a very ridiculous idea. Victims are still victims. Men aren't likely to be victims of violence by women as women are physiologically different than men, and far weaker. Women tend to victimize men by provoking them to attack them and then using the state or other men to commit their violence, or by just having other men commit their violence.

(Edited 36 seconds later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,755

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
I didnt dismiss them. What in the fuck are you talking about?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,756

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
You introduced it whne it was not even relevant. That is very revealing or your attitudes. Also, you've done that before in the past. You know how you feel.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,759

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Its very relevant, We're talking about men being attacked by women. List some of the females that have raped or killed mtf trannies please.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,763

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
We are talking attacked, again, women are weak, unable to kill. They're still violent.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=mf12dGhJalE

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,769

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Oh so you count a kick in the shins like a rape? You tool. trans women certainly arent weak, and certainly do kill people. So they must not be women, right?

Regarding that poor trans girl (being serious here), they treated her like another girl. I'm pretty sure they even use correct pronouns. They would have just as likely done that to a biowoman.

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,773

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
They attacked her because she was trans, and women do kill, just not very often as they prefer to get men to do it for them.

Also, who said anything about rape? You were setting new standards. Transwomen don't go around raping women, I don't have any figures, but you would need to demonstrate that transwomen commit tons of rapes. Whereas they are very routinely attacked by women for being trans. That's not because of some beef they had, but just for existing.


Your irrational fear of tranrape is absurd It's right wing fear mongering.


Unless you have evidence to suggest otherwise. I'm open to actual evidence than transwomen rape women often.

(Edited 42 seconds later.)

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,776

@previous (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
They beat her like she was a girl. Everyone in that video called her "her". It was horrifying, and brutal but it wasnt transphobic.
You made claims, and couldnt back them up. Tons of trannies now are fake, because its a fad. You also went from claiming that bio women are weak and unable to murder, to saying that they are a threat to trans women.
Listen, I'm not even mad at you. So calm down and actually talk about this.
Also, please stop showing me that link. It proves nothing an you've done it like six times already.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,778

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
I said they were violent. They just aren't as capable of murder as men. They were beating her because she was trans. There is a video of a trans woman walking down a street in Vegas and two women assault her, though everyone abuses her.


Women are exceptionally violent. Lesbian relationships experience the greatest rates of abuse.

You have never demonstrated any risk of transwomen committing violence against women. Do you forget you made the extraordinary claim.

It's completely delusional. There have been no reported attacks by transwomen in bathrooms.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,784

anyway, fucking interns. am i right?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,785

@previous (squeegee)
fucking interns you say?

hater !JGlOo5d1iU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,787

@576,784 (squeegee)
You aren't supposed to fuck them. You get in trouble for that.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,791

@576,778 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
How do you know why they were beating her? They never used slurs and never used the wrong pronouns.

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,792

@576,784 (squeegee)
lol

kook !!mCVqftDha triple-posted this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,794

@576,787 (hater !JGlOo5d1iU)
Hater we need to take this somewhere more private.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #576,798

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
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