Topic: Does anybody still worship the greek pantheon?

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #43,615

I pray to Dionysus and I swear he gives me superhuman drinking powers.

Poll option	Votes	Percentage
Yes.	1	20%
No.	2	40%
Not sure.	2	40%

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later[^] [v] #576,266

Syntax claims to have been the oracle of Delphi before inventing Judaism while advising Pharoah Ramses II on pyramid construction policy.

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,272

@previous (Metæ)
Was this around the time he was advising the Druids on stone masonry policy?

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,280

@576,266 (Metæ)
I C every reason to accept Dionysus, over Jesus.
A God of Wine is far more better then some silly Jew Jesus who only once made Wine yet not a single reference is given as to quality of Wine out of Water.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,282

@576,272 (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
Yes! Syntax claims Stonehenge is actually a giant sundial which he installed to help the druids keep track of high and low tide for surfing, and to time their daily ten myle runs.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 second later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,283

@576,280 (Syntax)

You what mate?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,284

@576,280 (Syntax)
Is Ancient Greece a 15 minute drive from you?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,286

@previous (E)

I bet it is.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 45 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #576,288

@576,283 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Dionysus Good

Jesus Not so much so good.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,300

Neopagans worship Pan under the title of "The Horned God".

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,400

@576,280 (Syntax)
Jesus winemaking and carpentry is er not so much so good. But if u try Manschewitz? Er NO NO NO re:corn syrup.

Re: Jesus vs. Dionysus, Jesus seems to have built the more durable religion.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,401

@576,280 (Syntax)
Actually, the account says that the guests were amazed that the wedding had kept the good wine for last. Thus, it was good wine.

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