Topic: Summon the NSA

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,612

> Disclaimer: By clicking this button your browser will do a google search for a list of known words that the NSA monitors.
> These searches will summon the police and FBI to your house because, just like everyone living in America today, all of your digital transactions are being monitored.

http://www.summonthensa.com/

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later[^] [v] #576,244

Is that a promise?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,252

Is this the fastest way to get law enforcement to my house if someone breaks in?

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,253

What if I search for Falun Gong?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,255

@576,252 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I dunno, too afraid to press the button.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 56 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,256

@previous (A)
pussy

Anonymous E double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,258

fyi: https://www.google.com/search?btnG=1&pws=0&q=Rootkit+PLO+Chemical weapon+Disaster medical assistance team+Malware+Service disruption+Conventional weapon+Taliban+Suicide attack+Tamil Tigers

So it just googles for:

* Rootkit
* PLO
* Chemical weapon
* Disaster medical assistance team
* Malware
* Service disruption
* Conventional weapon
* Taliban
* Suicide attack
* Tamil Tigers

Anonymous E triple-posted this 11 years ago, 32 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,259

what is https

Anonymous E quadruple-posted this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,260

what is the referral header

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,261

Just clicked. Wish me luck.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,262

also anyone thinking this actually does something is fucking retarded. even assuming the nsa manages to monitor all google search queries you really think theyd be stupid enough to include people with a referral header to "summonthensa.com" and them googling all the relevant search queries in one go? seriously just think for a fucking second

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,265

@576,258 (E)
Wtf is Tamil Tigers?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,267

@previous (A)
you should google it

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,268

@previous (E)
I just did, it's just another terrorist organization.

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,271

@576,265 (A)
Tigers that are also terrorists.

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,274

I summon the reptilian custodians.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,277

www.summonthensa.com Estimated website traffic net worth $3,029 US Dollars

In other words Worthless

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,295

@previous (B)
and you are fucking retarded if you think those estimates hold any weight

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