Topic: Ugh. I hate not having my own computer.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng started this discussion 15 years ago #4,359
> get home from shopping
> get a little horny
> turn on computer to watch porn
> almost about to cum
> step mom comes home early from work
> clear my history
> she comes in and asks why i am flustered and pissed off looking.
Fml. Next month I am getting a fucking laptop.
> get a little horny
> turn on computer to watch porn
> almost about to cum
> step mom comes home early from work
> clear my history
> she comes in and asks why i am flustered and pissed off looking.
Fml. Next month I am getting a fucking laptop.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 42 seconds later[^] [v] #77,847
> have laptop
> hook it up to main screen in living room
> watch porn constantly
> hook it up to main screen in living room
> watch porn constantly
RedFox !FANATICibM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,848
> clear history
> can't use private browsing or incognito mode
> can't use private browsing or incognito mode
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 37 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,850
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,851
sim !!VT7brGSod joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,852
Move in with sim, watch porn on 42" TV whilst smoking Dutch skunk.
r04r joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 8 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,853
Running a temperature, huh?
RedFox !FANATICibM replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,855
totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,857
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,858
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,859
DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,861
I got a 2 inch screen to view my porn on.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,867
Porn ftw
SQUARED :3 !L.....AlN. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,868
> have from 8am-4pm home alone> get my laptop
> use hd cable to put porn on my tv
> watching porn in hd and with surround sound
> fap furiously for 8 hours
> CUM WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
> mfw
sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,873
@77,857 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)
@77,858 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Yeah, I would even leave the room so you can have some privacy. Though there may or not be recording devices present.
@77,858 (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
Yeah, I would even leave the room so you can have some privacy. Though there may or not be recording devices present.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,875
DrGreen !pFNWNYROxA replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,892
Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 47 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,895
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,904
@77,873 (sim !!VT7brGSod)
Sounds fun.
*better have good toys for me if I am giving you a show lmao *
Sounds fun.
*better have good toys for me if I am giving you a show lmao *
TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,906
sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,917
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,928
sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,935
@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
It is unused, I bought it to add some spice, but meh... Long story.
It is unused, I bought it to add some spice, but meh... Long story.
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,958
Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,965
ITT: sim the rapist.
hamfist !!H5dpJbHDI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,980
Haha, my mom always asks me if I have a fever whenever I get hot from fapping. I just tell her it's stuffy in my room, which is kind of true because I prefer icy temperatures.
sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 55 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,984
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,991
Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #78,017
Triptych !!DP4/G/5A6 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,505
I sorta have my own laptop. But it's a piece of shit and won't connect to wifi which is irrelevent abecaoe there's no wifi here anyhws.
fuck gtting used to a diff keyborad
fuck gtting used to a diff keyborad
Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,509
psychopath !PAHVpsycho joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,513
I don't have just ONE computer, but TWO just for the shits and giggles. FUCK YEAH MID-UPPER CLASS!
One is $500 budget built one, and other is $350 1201N
One is $500 budget built one, and other is $350 1201N