Topic: they say you catch more flies with honey
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,589
If you are so hungry then why even waste the honey to catch those flies? Why not just eat the honey? Its a stupid saying is all i am saying.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later[^] [v] #576,002
also some smartass pointed out that shit gets even more flies
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,003
But you catch more hunnies bein' fly.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,006
You'll get both flies and honey if you do it right.
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #576,007
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,076
Actually, you catch more flies with vinegar.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,079
"I feel extremely awkward in coming to this realization but dogs actually love licking genitals and we actively discourage it because we consider it gross, yet we make them do things they clearly hate, like dressing them up in stupid costumes and then cooing over how cute they are as they pant in misery.
Who is the real monster? The asshole who dressed their dog up as Yoda or the person who let the dog lick their asshole? I know dogs very well and I can guarantee you the one activity they would enjoy more." -- J.J. Thompson, inventor of the electron
Who is the real monster? The asshole who dressed their dog up as Yoda or the person who let the dog lick their asshole? I know dogs very well and I can guarantee you the one activity they would enjoy more." -- J.J. Thompson, inventor of the electron
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,083
you catch more minichanners with transsexuals
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,166
@576,079 (B)
I think dogs, well pets in general actually, look stupid in costumes and the people who do it to them should be paraded around in a clown suit as punishment.
I think dogs, well pets in general actually, look stupid in costumes and the people who do it to them should be paraded around in a clown suit as punishment.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI double-posted this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,167
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 55 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,179
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,183
@576,166 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
My dog wears a sweater sometimes becquse he is underweight and a delicate little man.
My dog wears a sweater sometimes becquse he is underweight and a delicate little man.
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,189
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
you should probably cut back on the sexercise so he can be at a regular weight and not need a sweater in fucking florida of all places
you should probably cut back on the sexercise so he can be at a regular weight and not need a sweater in fucking florida of all places
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,192
J. J. Thompson replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #576,216
Say, I too like the peanut butter.
