Topic: I just realised
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,530
I'm a white, heterosexual, property-owning male living in a 1st world country. I am the 1%. PhewAnonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later[^] [v] #575,185
I, too, own slaves
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,190
@previous (B)
I wouldn't own a slave even if it was legal. I would be worried they might turn on me, plus I can hold the moral high ground over those who do own slaves
I wouldn't own a slave even if it was legal. I would be worried they might turn on me, plus I can hold the moral high ground over those who do own slaves
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,192
@previous (A)
> I would be worried they might turn on me
You're fine as long as you don't allow them any property and keep them properly locked up when not under supervision. Never put more than two of them together either. Isolation works best.
> I would be worried they might turn on me
You're fine as long as you don't allow them any property and keep them properly locked up when not under supervision. Never put more than two of them together either. Isolation works best.
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kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,201
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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,208
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,209
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,211
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 35 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,212
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,214
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,215
Anonymous B double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,216
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,221
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,222
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,223
@575,221 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
But I might want a wife who could be upset at me owning a sex slave. How else am I going to secure a future for the white race?
But I might want a wife who could be upset at me owning a sex slave. How else am I going to secure a future for the white race?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,230
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 51 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,232
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 30 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,233
@575,223 (A)
Married Slavemasters have always fucked their slaves. Maybe you could start a white person breeding program?
Married Slavemasters have always fucked their slaves. Maybe you could start a white person breeding program?
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,234
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,238
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,241
@previous (A)
You wont fuck your slaves so you're kind of a pussy, and you dont excite me enough for that.
You wont fuck your slaves so you're kind of a pussy, and you dont excite me enough for that.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,243
@575,238 (A)
Kook smut probably involves prison sex through the bars with a mass murdering husband poisoner
Kook smut probably involves prison sex through the bars with a mass murdering husband poisoner
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,246
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 43 seconds later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,247
@575,241 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Don't make me rape you. I might be above slave ownership but I'm not above a good raping
Don't make me rape you. I might be above slave ownership but I'm not above a good raping
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,252
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,255
@575,247 (A)
You just posted that you're too pussy to slave rape, so I'm pretty sure that you're not raping anyone else either. Thanks
You just posted that you're too pussy to slave rape, so I'm pretty sure that you're not raping anyone else either. Thanks
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,257
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
But it wouldn't really be rape as you would let me. You might protest but as the saying goes "the lady doth protest too much"
But it wouldn't really be rape as you would let me. You might protest but as the saying goes "the lady doth protest too much"
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,258
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #575,261
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
So, just through the bars prison sex with a mass murderer then? What about if he or she was released into your care and you could hear strange noises at night? Would you leave your door unlocked?
So, just through the bars prison sex with a mass murderer then? What about if he or she was released into your care and you could hear strange noises at night? Would you leave your door unlocked?
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,277
@previous (E)
Well if it was a female its unlikely to be a mass murderer. Thats very rare. But if I was fucking some sexual serial killer, then I would probably leave me door unlocked. Why not? They're out killing prostitutes.
Well if it was a female its unlikely to be a mass murderer. Thats very rare. But if I was fucking some sexual serial killer, then I would probably leave me door unlocked. Why not? They're out killing prostitutes.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,303
ITT
all this talk about slaves like its a old problem but its not. Slavery still exists. You guys might as well be joking about rape casually. I am disappoint. I also take the moral high ground over all of you now.
all this talk about slaves like its a old problem but its not. Slavery still exists. You guys might as well be joking about rape casually. I am disappoint. I also take the moral high ground over all of you now.
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,305
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,310
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,318
@575,305 (B)
It sounds sexy but no thanks.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
My point is that your a bad. I take the moral high ground.
It sounds sexy but no thanks.
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
My point is that your a bad. I take the moral high ground.
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,327
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,329
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
ha! another insult! I maintain my moral high ground and refute my point that your a bad.
ha! another insult! I maintain my moral high ground and refute my point that your a bad.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,333
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,336
kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,337
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,339
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,377
@575,303 (F)
So these two guys walk into a bar. After a few drinks they start bragging about their sexual conquests. The white guy says "Hey, I've laid 13 women in the last year and I only dated 4 of them." The black guy replies; "That ain't nothing man, I banged 25 bitches last year and only 16 of them were dates!" to which the white guy responds "C'mon man, you know date rapes don't count as real dates."
So these two guys walk into a bar. After a few drinks they start bragging about their sexual conquests. The white guy says "Hey, I've laid 13 women in the last year and I only dated 4 of them." The black guy replies; "That ain't nothing man, I banged 25 bitches last year and only 16 of them were dates!" to which the white guy responds "C'mon man, you know date rapes don't count as real dates."
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,397
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,413
@575,377 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
That was funny, but lets be honest not all jokes were funny. What is racism without humor? Its just racism and the same applies to the slaves.
That was funny, but lets be honest not all jokes were funny. What is racism without humor? Its just racism and the same applies to the slaves.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,414
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,461
@575,413 (F)
@previous (H)
Most of my jokes are either cheap shots or derivative of an ongoing conversation. For something I made up on the spot, I'm ok with mediocre.
@previous (H)
Most of my jokes are either cheap shots or derivative of an ongoing conversation. For something I made up on the spot, I'm ok with mediocre.
Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,463
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I think I would've lol'd if I heard it told to me instead of me reading it. Either way, it's a good joke in my opinion. I may have to repeat it a time or two.
I think I would've lol'd if I heard it told to me instead of me reading it. Either way, it's a good joke in my opinion. I may have to repeat it a time or two.