Topic: What's a penis saddle?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,519

Anyone know?

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #575,065

I think it's a bike saddle designed to keep one's penis from going numb. Either that, or it's just a saddle with a dildo strapped to it.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,066

@previous (Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4)
Or a huge dildo with a saddle on it.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #575,068

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Or maybe a saddle to help you with riding your lover

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #575,101

Its a harness to tuck away your dick.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #575,721

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Are you kidding me?

Triptych joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,830

@575,066 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
What if there are dildo ranches and people go to dildo rodeos

RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,834

@previous (Triptych)
Or a bucking dildo ride? Like those mechanical bull machines that people have to try and stay on as it violently shakes around.

Triptych replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,889

@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
hahahahahah
entire cultures built around saddled dildos

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,928

It's like a little horse saddle which you wrap on your dick so borrowers can ride it like a bucking bronco

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,963

Pretty self-explanatory really.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,967

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No. Not really. Try again.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,970

@previous (A)
> I'm not creative enough to think of what it could be, so clearly no one else is either.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,983

@OP
http://google.com

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,992

What about, instead of a bicycle seat at all, just replace the seat with a dildo?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,993

@previous (Metæ)
Once I crashed my heavy 3 wheeled bike, and the seat came loose and punch me in the crotch. I felt like my vagina had been mugged or something.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,995

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Is that what being raped feels like?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #575,996

@previous (J)
Probably sometimes it does.

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