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Topic: This chick needs to stop complaining about her relationship problems to me.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,348

"Why are men such assholes?"
"Why do men only think about sex?"
"Why aren't there any nice guys anymore?"

For fuck sake it's annoying.
Maybe the men you attract are assholes because you're an abrasive bitch.

/rant

Thanks.

(Edited 15 seconds later.)

sim !!VT7brGSod joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #77,711

lol'd

I am a nice guy. Where the fuck are the nice girls? All women are cunts.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,714

@previous (sim !!VT7brGSod)

Someday we'll live in a world where all women hate men because their presumed to be assholes and all men hate women because their presumed to be cunts. I imagine then we'll also have sex-bots, so our species will die out completely.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,720

"Nice guys".

!34Kas0OdzM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 13 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,725

I had one such case on my hands two years ago, but the matter was rectified after a relatively short time.

Anonymous D double-posted this 15 years ago, 44 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,726

I believe that I recognize your text voice.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,727

@77,725 (!34Kas0OdzM)

I've known this one since high school. I feign interest in anything she's saying, and I pretend that her taste in music isn't as shitty as it really is only because I can't bring myself to ignore her.

At the risk of derailing my own topic, her closed-minded approach to music makes me want to murder her sometimes. She likes "pretty" music. Something that's been mixed for days to reach the perfect balance of human and robot. She mistakes anything passionate as "messy", and if it's at all low-fi, it's awful.

We would trade songs back and forth. At one point she sent me LMFAO - Shots. I sent her The Shins - New Slang. She replied with "Josh, you listen to some weird shit." I was very close to calling in a hit.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,728

@77,726 (D)

> I believe that I recognize your text voice.

Really? If you get it right then I'll be pretty happy.
Who do you think it is?

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,731

Make a move on her or GTFO...

The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #77,732

@OP

> Doesn't know how to rape

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #77,733

Lol guys r so dum

sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,754

@previous (G)
Troll.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,759

@77,727 (A)
If you have to feign interest, maybe you shouldn't talk to her at all.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,766

@previous (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

Lazy simplification.
I also said that we had a lot of history together, and I can't bring myself to ignore her.

sim !!VT7brGSod replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,768

@77,759 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic replied with this 15 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,772

@77,766 (I)
How is it lazy simplification? You talk to her, pretend that she's interesting and wonder why she keeps boring you. That's ridiculous.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic double-posted this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,774

@77,768 (sim !!VT7brGSod)
I love it.

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #77,778

@77,772 (totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic)

How is it not? You can't boil a relationship down to a sentence. Sure I feign interest a lot, but I do value some things she says. She's just exhausting to talk to because she complains a lot. Also, I never said she was boring. You inferred incorrectly.

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,049

@77,754 (sim !!VT7brGSod)
I'm not. They complain that girls complain too much. We have every reason to!!! We'll stop complaining when they stop being assholes that have sex on their mind while not being a nice person. All at the same time.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,052

@previous (G)

Anonymous G replied with this 15 years ago, 9 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,079

@previous (J)
> Anonymous J agrees with me. Thanks for the support.

Anonymous J replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,082

@previous (G)

nam joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,099

@78,049 (G)
wow that is s o me you're write about all guys.....

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,152

@78,049 (G)
> stop being assholes that have sex on their mind while not being a nice person
> guy turns into secret asshole with sex on his mind while being a nice person
> definition of nice guy
> friendzoned

Master Asia joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,715

Falco or Quinn.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,722

ASK HER OUT FOR COFFEE

THEN PRESS SOME BISCOTTI INTO HER TITS AND BURN HER WITH AN UNLIT CIGAR

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,730

@78,715 (Master Asia)
What

Anonymous L replied with this 15 years ago, 23 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,733

@previous (Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng)
I think he's mistaken OP's textvoice for yours.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #78,735

@previous (L)
Oh

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #78,795

@78,715 (Master Asia)
> Falco or Quinn.

Nope. It's Smegma.
I'm on a different computer, so I won't show up as OP.
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