Topic: I get so angry at the birds in the morning when I don't have to be awake yet
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,478
Shut the FUCK up, birds. No one wants to hear your shit. Ugh.
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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later[^] [v] #574,638
My dad used t catapult icecubes at them. It was satisfying but didn't help the noise much.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #574,640
Quit bitchin
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,643
Burn down all your trees.
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,645
Invest in earplugs.
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,647
You need to train your own birds to counter these ones.
Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,648
Get a scarecrow.
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,650
get one of those plastic owls or a hawk and put it somewhere super visible near your bedroom. it'll stop it.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 54 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,657
Anonymous I double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,658
RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,664
@574,648 (Metæ)
@574,650 (squeegee)
Don't birds get used to those things and just ignore them, eventually?
Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #574,665
@previous (RWBY Rhubarb !!iNo3FkiZx)
I guess OP could just install Green on the roof with a 2L of Strongbow and a dentist sign.
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