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Topic: What to do about Africa?

kook !!mCVqftDha started this discussion 11 years ago #43,398

So I've been thinking about the themepark again, and considering the Congo as the place to break ground. Their population is currently 71,245,068. If we only picked males between the ages of 15-55 how many people would need to be culled for this area to become docile?

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #573,791

I don't think anything can be done :(

Africa's just broken.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #573,793

@previous (Metæ)
No seriously, how many out of that number of people would need to be killed in order to help domesticate the area?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #573,802

The only thing to do about Africa is sing along!

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #573,804

How come Africa has never opened a garden of Eden theme park. Plant lots of apple trees and breed local snakes. Nude of course.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #573,805

@previous (Syntax)
That is completely irrelevant and inappropriate.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,807

@previous (E)
Kook said:
> So I've been thinking about the themepark again

Did mention of snakes or apples or nude trigger you?

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,809

@previous (Syntax)
Define "triggered".

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,813

@573,805 (E)
It isnt irrelevant. thats exactly what I'm talking about.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,814

@573,804 (Syntax)
We should put it in the middle east instead.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) triple-posted this 11 years ago, 22 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,815

@573,802 (C)
lol

Donny joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,816

Kook, please stop being racist.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,818

@573,814 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Just double checked and first Homo sapiens based on remains were located in Ethiopia. That is of course damn close to Middle East.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,820

@573,816 (Donny)
no

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #573,821

@573,818 (Syntax)
Oh I agree, its just nobody wants to go to Africa to try and see paradise. Africa is where we are trying to make the Zombie Apocalypse experience. Open bar and buffet with no one under 21 allowed in the park. At least not at first.

(Edited 14 seconds later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,839

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Africa is a beautiful, kind, amazing place.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,840

@previous (F)
I have a friend who worked for a mining company in Africa for many years. He saw a lot of things there, and would disagree with you.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,852

@573,793 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
100%, then repopulate with whites

(Edited 6 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,854

@573,815 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
*drags buspuppie up on stage to karaoke*

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
Sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become.

It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I bless the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had!

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,857

God bless the rain, down in Africa!

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,892

@573,854 (C)
Yes!!!!! Ahahaha!

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,895

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
More better that California get some of that rain IF Toto will provide.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,920

Wasn't the plan to just build a wall around the entire thing and cut it off from the rest of the world?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,927

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes but I also want to make a zombie survival themepark, and keep most of the women and children as staff members.

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,928

@573,852 (H)
No that wouldn't work. How can you have a zombie apocalypse without the zombies? Who will cook the traditional food for the buffet or teach tourists folk songs at the nightly weenie roast? Come on!

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,933

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Speaking of Zombies
kook have you watched any Izombie?

kook !!mCVqftDha (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,935

@previous (Syntax)
Yes! I like it and the main character plays Cathy in the new Flowers in the Attic series.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #573,938

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Have not viewed Flowers yet. I watched first previews of Izombie at Comic Con and was hooked.
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