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Topic: Which of these Minichanners has the best chance of eventually achieving sex with Kook?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,230

Which of these Minichanners has the best chance of eventually achieving sexual intercourse with Kook?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Bert 5 28%
Vocalon 3 17%
Green 1 6%
Indy 2 11%
Killer Lettuce - 0%
Becky 3 17%
r04r - 0%
TTEH - 0%
squeegee - 0%
The angry Matt-obsessed anon - 0%
Catherine 4 22%
Triptych - 0%
Other (please specify) - 0%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #571,824

your mom

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,828

It's Indy, clearly.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,836

> capitalizing vocalon
> indy

matt confirmed, thanks

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,839

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I am surprised at your performance in this poll so far. I thought you'd be putting in a strong showing.

Clearly, this fora is blind to romance. :(

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,840

@571,836 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I often capitalize Vocalon. Even more so at the start of a sentence and yet I am not matt. Unconfirmed.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,841

@previous (E)
you are incorrect, thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,843

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
So you are one of the people obsessed with Matt, I see. I am disappointed, Vocalon.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,845

I think I have a pretty good shot..
I would like to head down to florida for a week or so before the summer is over...maybe kook and I will meet up...get hammered and hilarity and wild shenanigans will ensue..

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,846

Becky always votes for herself in these polls regardless of who she is to have sex with

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,847

@571,843 (A)
you are incorrect for capitalizing vocalon, thanks

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,848

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Are you trying to grammar shame posters now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,849

@571,847 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
That may be so, but you are obsessed with Matt. Thanks.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,850

@571,848 (E)
yes

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,853

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
So that's your plan to achieve sex with kook...

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,855

@previous (E)
no

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,891

i don't need a chance. all i need is an opportunity.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,893

@previous (squeegee)
but you look like something someone shit into a toilet

*cue the weird rape music*

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,895

@previous (H)
*shat

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,904

No one on minichan has any chance at sleeping with a woman. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,905

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You should know. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,906

@previous (A)
Yes I am the foremost expert on getting laid. Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,907

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

> Yes I am the foremost expert on not getting laid. Thanks.

ftfy

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,908

@previous (A)
Those two things are almost the same thing so it doesn't matter which one I am knowledgeable about. Thanks.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,909

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The last time you saw a vagina, was at your birth.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,910

@previous (A)
That is not true. I have watched a lot of pornography. Please stop deforming my character.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,911

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The last time you touched a breast was your last shower.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,912

g@571,910 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
*defaming

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,913

@571,911 (A)
I only shower once ever twelve years to preserve the essential oils in my skin, so that is probably not true.
@previous (A)
Actually it is "deforming" as proved by noted English scholar, to4str.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,914

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
You are an obsessed stalker. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,915

@previous (A)
> everyone is an obsessed stalker

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,916

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
No, just you.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,918

@previous (A)
Thanks.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,921

@571,895 (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Why did you create this topic as an angry anon?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,922

@previous (J)
Why are you so obsessed?

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,924

@previous (A)
Explain.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,929

It would probably be squeegee, bert, or fuckalms. After that, Catherine.

beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,994

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Fuck you, kook.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,999

@previous (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
I should have mentioned you?!

kook !!mCVqftDha double-posted this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,003

Okay I would perform cunnilingus on becky and then pet her cats. Thanks

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,018

@571,994 (beckyderp !4aMoRa.T2Q)
@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Is there dissent in the LLM ranks?

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,020

@previous (E)
Becky is no longer a member and hasnt been for a while.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,023

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Well, she obviously wants a little cunnilingus, so you can change that

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,054

Ninjj

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,057

@571,839 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
i got like 3 votes

why this, kl why this

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,060

I consider it an honor to be leading this poll...atm..

kook is a happening chick..

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,063

@previous (N)
*happened

i voted for cathy just so that you realize that you avent gota chance

Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,066

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
look sonny...I know how to swing...you have no place in any conversation on here about sex...you have seen how many women naked irl? and no you cannot count your mom..

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,067

@previous (N)
"i know how to swing" too bad you never even make it up to bat because youre blackout drunk on the ground of a dugout

Anonymous N replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,069

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
blah blah blah...the ignorant sputterings of a clueless kiddo living the most sheltered of lives..

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,073

@572,063 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
More ageism, nice. You're a man, and you'll never be seen as anything else. A white, tranny, communist, NEET who will die alone. But go ahead and try and try to insult a terf. That's sure to work out in your favor. Thanks

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,075

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
lol

id say come back when youre worth talking to but this board is basically dead without your ill-informed antics and my playing along

where would abbott and costello be without abbott? or home improvement without al borland? thats not a show i'd want to watch

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,077

@572,060 (N)
> kook is a happening chick..

Buspuppie is a pretty cool guy, eh? Beats up pitbulls and doesn't afrraid of anything.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,081

@572,075 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
You're the most faggoty straight man that I've ever encountered, and not worthy of my comedic genius. You develope your sense of humor through life experiences, and you're fucking veal! I go out in public as a female daily and brave that supposed unjust mindfield of oppression, and what do YOU do?! You dress like a man while in public and save your skirts and makeup for your bedroom. People like you make me sick! You're not oppressed, you're not saving the world, you dont have headmates or a sweet new gender. You're just an effeminate loser. You're a straight white guy and that's okay. Being straight and white is okay. Being a man is okay. You've lost most of your opinions to the hivemind but you can escape if you want. Show some true courage for once.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,082

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Not really. I might be committing political suicide by saying this, and be accused of selling out, but here it goes: I want to get away from the Kimmo stylesheet altogether. I want to get away from the idea of being a chan altogether. I want to create a discussion board that is more like a social network than anything else. It would be like Facebook, with the focus being on the board and real discussion rather than it focusing on groups, likes, wall-posts, pokes, games, etc. It would give you the option to post anonymously rather than forcing you to register, but registering and having a profile would be an option. It would be like twitter, but would encourage intelligent conversation rather than 100 character "tweets" that seem to be dumbing down the nation. It would be like a blog, but people would actually care about it, because rather than being a blog in the sense that it's a single website about you, it's interactive and everyone is tied together through the social network. You could have a "friends" list, but it would be more like a list of favorite posters where you watch for their posts/threads, rather than a restrictive list. It will be like Facebook WAS, back when people actually joined groups and went into the discussion tab to have actual discussion, before they started putting ridiculous restrictions on groups and encouraging people to just "like" corporations instead and have you play mindless games so they can sell your information to advertisers. You'd still have the same freedom of speech, and be able to post anything from chan bullshit to legitimate reporters using it as a medium to post their news articles or blogs. It would be like youtube, but the focus would be on discussion rather than video, but the idea of it being user generated content is the same. Privacy would never be an issue, because you'd still have the option to post anonymously and no logging in would be required.

I warned you it was political suicide. I know some of you must think I'm joking and that I just don't get it. I know I probably sound like Kimmo several years ago, posting about stuff where it was obvious to everyone but him that only he thought his ideas were a good idea. The difference is, I'm not a sociopath, I don't want to do this because I think I deserve a billion dollars, I don't think it's guaranteed to be the next big thing, and I understand that it's not for everyone, so I have no intention of spamming my site all over the god damn place trying to attract attention from people who will obviously hate it. I just know there are a lot of people just like me out there who miss the old youtube, miss the old facebook, hate the teenage drama of myspace, and are sickened by the watered down content and pointless updates of twitter. There are people out there who love the free speech of blogs and chan sites, but hate the meaningless shit that fills most chans and the fact that most blogs are just people who only want to talk about themselves or think they're real reporters because they have a website. I know the internet market is already flooded with so many social networking and sharing sites that I might just be insane. Maybe I really am like Kimmo and I'm trying to reinvent the wheel just because there's not a site out there that's not EXACTLY what I want it to be. If that's the case, just say so. If there's a social networking site out there that's ridiculously close to what I'm describing here, just say so, and I'll leave you alone and I'll go there instead. I'm not going to be like Kimmo and go ahead with an idea when everyone tells me it's lame and refuse to take any advice and call anyone who disagree with me a troll, but if you read this and you feel the same way, if your're like me and feel like there are millions of people out there who feel the same way we do, if your're sick of settling for what's already out there and feel like the internet needs a new niche for everyone who is like us...
JOIN ME

Or don't because I realize that was a little over the top.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,083

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Copy pasta, I'm shocked

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,085

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
keep writing genuine, heated as hell replies to my blatant bait, its really good for your reputation as a cool, level headed poster

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,086

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
I dont care if I'm not cool or level headed. As long as everyone knows that I fuck dogs, my reputation is solid. Thanks.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #572,090

@572,085 (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
ooh look...it's a dork who thinks being a dork is clever..

I bet you jerk off wearing your sister's panties..
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