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Minichan

Topic: I am really scared. I am on my eighth beer and I don't even feel slightly drunk.

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #43,186

I've been alcohol-free for two weeks before this so my tolerance should be down, but I don't even have a buzz. I'm not even posting stupid selfies.

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #571,300

Welcome to my world. I once killed a 12 pack of Budweiser and didn't feel anything (dehydrated as hell though — that's why I never drink beer).

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,301

@previous (Metæ)
I am going to make my own Tesco Value Cider again.

Green !BEERiqLUxE joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,302

I am you from the future, the signs have been clear all along but I didn't see them. Don't make the same mistake again!

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,303

@571,301 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Don't forget bath salts, that's the secret ingredient.
@previous (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
uwotm8

Green !BEERiqLUxE replied with this 11 years ago, 39 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,304

@previous (Metæ)
You are in the wrong timeloop! Get out!

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,305

@previous (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
What is an alcohol? I am Dawkins Skyrim!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,306

@571,300 (Metæ)
That's... Actually sort of impressive. My sympathies for your overly high tolerance, but it's still sorta cool that your body processed all of that alcohol without really being affected by it.

@571,304 (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
Shit, what timeloop is this? Is it the one where Donald Trump won the presidency?

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,307

The board won't allow me to post images that I regret in the morning anymore.

Green !BEERiqLUxE replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,308

@571,306 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No, Ellen Pao.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 14 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,309

@571,306 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It was over ~8 hours and I was very heavy at the time. So if you divide it it equals 1.5 beers per hour, a normal person's supposed to work off one drink per hour so I think that means I can do 33% more.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,310

@571,308 (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
Who?

Green !BEERiqLUxE replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,311

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
https://www.reddit.com/r/EllenPao

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,312

@previous (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
Reddit drama is shit. If you are using reddit for anything other than pornography, video games and magic: the gathering, then you are using it incorrectly. Fact.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,313

@571,311 (Green !BEERiqLUxE)
Sounds like a right old fucking cunt.

Green !BEERiqLUxE replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 36 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,314

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
I don't think you should talk about the reddit CEO, the messiah who liberated us from /r/fatpeoplehate, like that.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,319

@previous (Green !BEERiqLUxE)

What?

Green !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,320

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Minichan is becoming Green.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,321

Well, I'm going to bed after only 10 beers. This is bullshit, I am too tired.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 45 seconds later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,322

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)

And barely drunk. My liver is working too well.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #571,323

beer is crap for getting drunk..

go hard...or go home..

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,324

@571,300 (Metæ)
The reason I don't drink. If it's the rare occasion that I do, it's probably hard liquor, but even then my tolerance is so high I'd rather just smoke weed.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,325

@571,312 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I use it to read about horrifying crimes. Though tumblr has a lot of serial killer fan girls, so its good reading as well.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,327

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
This. You can find a lot of creepy and scary stories on reddit. I've spent hours going through /r/LetsNotMeet alone.

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,328

@571,325 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
THAT'S PORNOGRAPHY! Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,330

@previous (C)
Could this be Minichan's latest dank meme?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,331

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
WHAT THE FUCK?!

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,332

@previous (C)
THIS IS PORNOGRAPHY!

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,333

@571,328 (C)
@571,331 (C)
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
It's never not funny
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