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Topic: My blood pressure is 1500/1000!

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,177

No, that is not a typo: it is 1500/1000! Wen the nurse tried to draw blood, it shot out so fast and forceful that it blew her across the room!!!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #571,187

If your bp was that high, you'd be dead. Cool story tho bro!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,189

@previous (B)
I am not dead, but dangerously close. After the blood spurted and blew her across the room and knocked down all of their equipment, they immediately started me on beta blockers. It is now down to 700/400.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,190

OK bobby2sox.....

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #571,191

@previous (B)
I thought he died in some massive, spectacular explosion?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,213

And boy are my arms tired!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,214

Oh, crap. I ate too much salt tonight. Now my blood pressure is 3000/2500!!! What should I do????

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,216

What's the deal with airline food?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,218

@571,214 (A)
Perhaps you could harness this ability in order to fight crime? Like, just cutting your wrist at a criminal would stop them in their tracks.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,219

@571,214 (A)
Tired shtick.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 33 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,220

@571,216 (Metæ)
*what's up with airline food
the joke being that it is up in the air, because it is on planes

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,221

@571,218 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Can I find a way to keep the blood pressure this high, and still live?? I want to fight crime! I just poked my wrist with a pin, and the blood shot out so hard that it bore a hole in my wall and shot into my neighbor's apartment!

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,224

@previous (A)
You can drop the tired shtick.

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,228

@571,221 (A)
What's the deal with lampshades? If it's a lamp why do you want shade?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 44 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,230

@previous (Metæ)
And why do we drive on a parkway, but park on a driveway?

Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,233

@previous (A)
Please…

Metæ replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #571,238

@571,230 (A)
I got the Clapper, and now I'm watching TV and every time there's applause the lights flash on and off? Can someone explain these things?
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