Topic: My cat just returned after being missing for an entire week

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,088

What kind of a cat decides to take a holiday?

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #570,259

Garfield?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,260

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

lol. I am concerned, he may have fallen into bad company and now does drugs

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,264

@previous (A)
Is he fixed?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,268

@OP
You are holding your cat as a prisoner. Cat made a jail break and hopes to to do better on the next escape.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,292

oh yeah, cats will do that. probably living with another family too. i had a cat leave for 2 years and come home pregnant before. wasn't prepared for that, but sluts are sluts.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,299

@previous (squeegee)
Why didn't you get her fixed you moron?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,305

@previous (E)
you fix males. females get spayed.

Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,307

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Shut the fuck up.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,313

@570,305 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
You neuter males and spay females. Fix applies to both.

Brostein !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,319

Cats are cool like that. They're survivors.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,324

@OP
Is he around a year old?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,331

@570,307 (E)
Stay mad, bro.

@570,313 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Huh. I've only heard it in reference to males.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,338

Why would you let your cat run free? Mine never leave the house.

Anonymous I double-posted this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,339

> pic related

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,341

@570,338 (I)
You monster. Did you also declaw them?

Anonymous I replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,343

@previous (J)
No I did not.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,416

@570,339 (I)
You don't have cats.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,437

@570,292 (squeegee)

> oh yeah, cats will do that. probably living with another family too. i had a cat leave for 2 years and come home pregnant before. wasn't prepared for that, but sluts are sluts.

So not only do you date sex workers your pets are sex workers too. Go figure.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,440

@570,299 (E)
had to wait till she was 6 months or whatever it was at the time and we think she got out and someone kept her. THEY didn't get her spayed. probably when she was ready to give birth she went to her real home and made us deal with it. got some cool cats out of it though.

(Edited 20 seconds later.)

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,441

@570,437 (K)
My fist will be a sex worker in your asshole, in a moment.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,443

@570,437 (K)

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 55 seconds later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,444

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh go jerk off to a picture of Negi's cock

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,450

@previous (K)
Don't you dare fucking speak to FuckAlms like that! I will write a variety of FuckAlms shitposts onto my dick with permanent marker, and then fuck them into your asshole you fucking fuck.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,453

@previous (L)
I don't think "yt;dw" will fit on your tiny dick, mate

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,454

@previous (K)
Firstly, they can write whole names into grains of rice. Secondly, my penis had magical powers and becomes larger the more I believe in my cause. And I have never believed in anything more then fucking some sense into a stupid goddamn yokel like you. You piece of shit.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,455

@previous (L)
Ok Kook

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,457

@previous (K)
You twat. I am not a serial killer living in Florida. I am the man who will fuck your ass full of the very shitposts you hate.

I think that I have such belief in this cause that my penis shall be able to extend up into your brain, where the shitposts will be fucked directly into your sad, retarded mind.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,461

@previous (L)
So how does this work now? FuckAlms white knights squeegee then you white knight FuckAlms. What an incestious group

Anonymous L replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,462

@previous (K)
Your banter stopped being funny. Just prepare your butthole for those shitposts.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,464

@570,461 (K)
Yeah, sticking up for your friends is, like, laaaaame bro. Taking cheap shots at everyone is totally rad, man. I have seen the light, please take me like the big strong man that you are.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,466

@570,462 (L)
Yeah he ran out of material

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,480

@570,464 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
He's not your friend. He's just a person who you don't know and uses the internet.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,484

@previous (K)
Does he use the internet? Really?

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,488

@570,480 (K)
I'm sorry to hear about your autism. However, you're in luck because there are apparently support groups for people who can't relate to others. Ask Syntax, I'm sure he can find some in your area.

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,491

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Ironic you of all people would accuse others of having autism.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,498

@previous (K)
Do you deny the charges?

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