Topic: Modern US Feminism
Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #43,075
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat-race, you're a male chauvinist.
If you don't you're sexist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If she stays home and do the housework, you're oppressive.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its called "exploitation".
If YOU have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....
you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
If you don't you're sexist.
If you stay home and do the housework, you're a pansy.
If she stays home and do the housework, you're oppressive.
If you work too hard there is never any time for her.
If you don't work enough, you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay, its called "exploitation".
If YOU have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....
you should get off your *** and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her, that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you, it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks, it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet, it's male indifference.
If you cry, you're a wimp.
If you don't, you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her, you're a chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you, she's a liberated woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy, that's domination.
If she asks you, it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear, you're pervert.
If you don't, you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape, you're sexist.
If you don't, you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape, you're vain.
If you don't, you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers, you're after something.
If you don't, you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements, you're full of yourself.
If you're not, you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache, she's tired.
If you have a headache, you don't love her anymore.
If you want it Too often, you're oversexed.
If you don't, there must be someone else.
dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #570,080
shut up matt
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 24 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,081
dw replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,082
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,084
FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 39 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,087
@OP
your fedora is showing
your fedora is showing
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,089
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,091
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #570,092
Modern internet perception of feminism: OMG THERE ALL EVIL MISANDRISTS!!!
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,093
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,097
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,100
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That is ok. I am obsessed with Macbae, but I cannot afford one right now.
That is ok. I am obsessed with Macbae, but I cannot afford one right now.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,103
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,109
Xiaoqing Yan replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #570,110
@previous (A)
That's an awfully defensive response. Are you sure you are not, in fact, living like a king?
That's an awfully defensive response. Are you sure you are not, in fact, living like a king?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,114
@570,103 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I deliberately substituted the correct "they're" for "there" in order to imply stupidity in the strawman I was portraying.
I deliberately substituted the correct "they're" for "there" in order to imply stupidity in the strawman I was portraying.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,116
@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
"Boy it sure took me a while, but I eventually came up with a convenient way to explain away my typo."
"Boy it sure took me a while, but I eventually came up with a convenient way to explain away my typo."
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,119
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,120
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,131
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Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #570,232
Perhaps the lesson we can learn from this is that never should allow other people to tell you how to think or feel.