Topic: Going home after college, having sexual anxiety
rhymeswithblank started this discussion 11 years ago#43,037
So, I'm heading home after college. All my stuff is packed. And I'm getting text messages from three different girls implying that they want to have sex. I'm having serious performance anxiety after my last relationship (where I was stressed and didn't really want to do it). But I really want to have a good summer, and have success in bed. Anybody have any tips for dealing with this kind of anxiety? Is this a case of "fake it till you make it" confidence?
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^][v]#569,629
This is not the forum to get sex advice from FYI.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,630
@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Definitely not. I think OP is lost.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,631
@OP > Anybody have any tips for dealing with this kind of anxiety?
Of the 3 texts. If you are not over the top hot for them? Forget about the texts. When you get a ragging non stop boner - that is the girl for you.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,632
Are you not prepared for, and now I think thin blood is always a choice between fucking a cat. I sometimes get a student who turned out to a job or a cabinet of guns. Instead of seeing this. Here's the chart is the best month?
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,634
Just don't have sex for a while.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 38 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,640
> This is not the forum to get sex advice from FYI.
Whatcha talking bout Willis?
This is the best forum to ask about sex.
We have 2 people who know all there is to know about sex issues.
First, and foremost, is our one and only, the esteemed, antique, old man Syntax. Now, this old geezer hasn't been laid in more than 20 yrs. So he should have some pretty good tips on how to keep the ol tool rust free. If not, never fear, Google is here. Yep, this old geezer will search Google from one end of the earth to the other until he has found the perfect answer.
Then, we have our.... Well, we have Matt. He is definitely a person with answers. He's had more sex with his hand, than he's had with women. So he is an expert at being alone with a tube of lube, a roll of paper towels and a dirty magazine.
And there you have it. The top 2 sex therapists. Others here are not as qualified as these 2, but you may take your advice from anyone of our fearless minichan comrades.
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FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^][v]#569,649
Just think about your parents doing it.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,690
@569,640 (G)
Syntaxs sexual advice usually consists of telling people that they should fuck their first cousins.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,713
@previous (I)
Are you saying OP should not fuck their first cousin?
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,715
> >Anybody have any tips for dealing with this kind of anxiety? > > Of the 3 texts. If you are not over the top hot for them? Forget about the texts. When you get a ragging non stop boner - that is the girl for you.
As Anon D That was my advise.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,721
a proposal for an appropriate course of action
Examples:
Please give us some advice about planning a trip to Rome.
Advise
Definition:
give advice to; offer a suggestion
Examples:
I advised him that the rent was due
"SPELLING"
"I don't see any use in having a uniform and arbitrary way of spelling words. We might as well make all clothes alike and cook all dishes alike. Sameness is tiresome; variety is pleasing. I have a correspondent whose letters are always a refreshment to me, there is such a breezy unfettered originality about his orthography. He always spells Kow with a large K. Now that is just as good as to spell it with a small one. It is better. It gives the imagination a broader field, a wider scope. It suggests to the mind a grand, vague, impressive new kind of a cow."
"I have had an aversion to good spelling for sixty years and more, merely for the reason that when I was a boy there was not a thing I could do creditably except spell according to the book. It was a poor and mean distinction and I early learned to disenjoy it. I suppose that this is because the ability to spell correctly is a talent, not an acquirement. There is some dignity about an acquirement, because it is a product of your own labor. It is wages earned, whereas to be able to do a thing merely by the grace of God and not by your own effort transfers the distinction to our heavenly home—where possibly it is a matter of pride and satisfaction but it leaves you naked and bankrupt."
"I never had any large respect for good spelling. That is my feeling yet. Before the spelling-book came with its arbitrary forms, men unconsciously revealed shades of their characters and also added enlightening shades of expression to what they wrote by their spelling, and so it is possible that the spelling-book has been a doubtful benevolence to us."
-Mark Twain
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,727
@previous (Syntax)
Why don't you go commit more incest?
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^][v]#569,769
@previous (M)
Why don't you obsess over Syntax some more?