Minichan

Topic: Killer Lettuce

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,983

What do you actually do? Do you work or in school? Do you still live with your parents?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #569,011

Why do you ask? Is this a ruse of some sort?

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #569,012

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
its a distaction

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,013

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
Gotta be on the lookout for those distactions, or you'll get bonked on the head with an utterly ridiculous hammer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,016

Don't be a faggot and tell me. You never talk about work so I figure your NEET or on some foundation course.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,019

@OP
Dude, chill. He's lettuce. He basically grows, hangs around, and soaks up the sun's rays. Sometimes he takes a break to paint some Warhammer miniatures or study psychology.

Broseph !!fxnDb+Ve4 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,021

@previous (D)
+1

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,023

@569,016 (A)
As I suspected, you're a troll with ill intent!

Still, no harm in telling you, I suppose. Job-wise I'm a cleaner at a hotel. Not all that glamorous, but it fits around University, where I'm one year of study away from a degree in Psychology. But for the next educational year, I'm going to be doing a work placement in clinical psychology.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,029

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Lies

@OP
Okay, the truth is that Killer Lettuce is independently wealthy. He is the eccentric babillionaire Kimmo was looking for to fund Anontalk. He does study psychology, but he is also the one who writes the checks to keep Minichan up and pays r04r to administrate it and uses the board to do clandestine soft drink research. Word on the street is that Minichan is just his Internet Skinner box where he adopts multiple personas to test various psychological theories. He's likely eccentric old-money working with the soft drink industries against the reptilians.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 42 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #569,032

@previous (D)
Mods! DELETE THIS! Nobody is supposed to know!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #569,067

@569,023 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Have you ever walked in on someone masturbating?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #569,071

@previous (A)
No.
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