Topic: Just broke a toilet seat lid
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU started this discussion 11 years ago #42,917
Me and my gf were just banging in the toilets and it turns out cowgirl on top of one is a bad idea
It shattered into a thousand pieces and provided great lulz
Thanks for reading
It shattered into a thousand pieces and provided great lulz
Thanks for reading
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Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #568,353
Oh yeah I've done that once before too. Good times.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #568,355
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #568,356
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I didn't! Did you have to stop and fix the toilet seat or did you finish like a true champion.
I didn't! Did you have to stop and fix the toilet seat or did you finish like a true champion.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #568,358
that's pretty gay tbh
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #568,383
oi m8 that's right mad tbh
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 10 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,479
@568,356 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We stood up and finished like true champions and then abandoned the toilets with nary a witness.
We stood up and finished like true champions and then abandoned the toilets with nary a witness.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,484
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 37 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,492
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,493
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 59 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,495
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,498
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,499
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,501
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
I am serious. Marx wouldn't approve. Despoiling a people's toilet for your own personal bourgeoisie hedonism just isn't communist. Your communist club will kick you out if they hear of this.
I am serious. Marx wouldn't approve. Despoiling a people's toilet for your own personal bourgeoisie hedonism just isn't communist. Your communist club will kick you out if they hear of this.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,502
@previous (E)
Nonsense it means that there is now an opportunity for a heroic worker to perform his service to the people. Besides it wasn't on purpose.
Nonsense it means that there is now an opportunity for a heroic worker to perform his service to the people. Besides it wasn't on purpose.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,623
@OP
You don't have a girlfriend. You broke the toilet seat by being fat. Thanks.
You don't have a girlfriend. You broke the toilet seat by being fat. Thanks.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,628
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,631
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,634
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,639
@previous (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
You still broke a toilet seat by being fat, and you still tried to use that to gain attention and respect from the fora. Unfortunately for you, your plan failed, and you have been exposed as a mora. Thanks.
You still broke a toilet seat by being fat, and you still tried to use that to gain attention and respect from the fora. Unfortunately for you, your plan failed, and you have been exposed as a mora. Thanks.
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,642
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Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 38 seconds later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,656
kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,658
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@568,628 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Jesus Ash, you look extra super "Austin Powers" British here. What happened to the time you wanted to grow a beard?
Jesus Ash, you look extra super "Austin Powers" British here. What happened to the time you wanted to grow a beard?
Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,702
@previous (Liam Neeson)
lol, I thought that too. He looks extremely English. It's the toothy smile, I think.
lol, I thought that too. He looks extremely English. It's the toothy smile, I think.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,716
Marsden William "Bill" Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,719
degenerates
The Owl !KThEOwLwbU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #568,746
@568,658 (kook !!mCVqftDha)
Occasionally
When I was young I had a vision that I would be murdered before I was 30 and the prospect has terrified me since
Occasionally
When I was young I had a vision that I would be murdered before I was 30 and the prospect has terrified me since
Anonymous E replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #568,749
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@568,746 (The Owl !KThEOwLwbU)
Have you had other prophetic dreams? Do you use your penis for sexual intercourse?
Have you had other prophetic dreams? Do you use your penis for sexual intercourse?