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Topic: I can't share this with people I know in real life, because it's awkward.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,868

I'm a typical middle-aged family guy. I was not very popular in high school. I didn't start dating until college, and married my first girlfriend. She's the only woman I've ever been with.

My therapist told me years ago that teaching is very suited for guys like me - we get to be the center of attention in the classroom finally, even if it's years too late. It's all about stroking the ego subconciously.

I've been teaching at the same elementary school for about eight years now, and I noticed that it was starting to bore me. On a whim, I applied at the local all-girls' high school. I wasn't expecting to get interviewed, much less get offered the position. But it happened today. This school has about 1,400 students and 90 teachers. I would be one of only four men in that entire building every day.

This would, of course, be the ultimate ego-stroking for me, but I still haven't decided if I should take the position or not. I'm not worried that I would cross the line with a student or anything - I have enough self control to avoid acting on any thoughts I'd have. But I don't want everyone there thinking I am some kind of a pervert for working at an all-girls' school. Although yes, the fact that I would spend my days surrounded by, and in some cases in charge of, dozens of young women is very, very exciting for me.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #567,881

If you are prepared to cross that line? Prepare your asshole for future invasion when they lock you up for 30 years in prison.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,888

You won't last long. Pedophilia will get you fired and imprisoned in no time... that's if you're in America at least. You'll likely get caught humping the student's seats.

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qew joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,988

it worked out well in azumanga daioh. that was in japan though
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