Topic: A DEA agent stopped at our farm yesterday.

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,851

"I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing of drugs."

I said, "Okay, but don't go into that field over there....."

The agent verbally exploded saying, "Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!" Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the agent removed his badge and shoved it in my face. "See this fucking badge?! This badge means I'm allowed to go wherever I wish... On any land! No questions asked or answers given. Have I made myself clear?! Do you understand?!"

I nodded politely, apologized and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard screaming, looked up, and saw thep agent running for his life being chased by my big, old, mean bull... With every step the bull was gaining ground on the agent, and it seemed likely that he sure enough would get gored before he reached safety. The agent was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran for the fence, and yelled at the top of my lungs..."Your badge! Show him your fucking BADGE!!"

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #567,696

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,698

it isn't enough you steal our land, do you have to steal our jokes too?

Indy is Part First People joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,699

@previous (squeegee)
Right on, Firstbro.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,702

@567,698 (squeegee)
i'm sorry, but y'all are blind to this new gay bigotry, obviously. no one should have "protected insults," and that's exactly what you're trying to do. it's like saying "nigger just means black, it's root word is negro which is black in many languages, so i'm just referring to his skin tone, not insulting anyone."

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,753

@previous (E)

> i'm sorry, but y'all are blind to this new gay bigotry, obviously. no one should have "protected insults," and that's exactly what you're trying to do. it's like saying "nigger just means black, it's root word is negro which is black in many languages, so i'm just referring to his skin tone, not insulting anyone."

Die cis scum

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,789

@OP

You posted this joke a few years late, but it's still funny.

Minichan