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Topic: If you'd please, a survey to fill out.

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #4,283

Race/Ethnicity

Gender

Sexual orientation

Your biggest defect

What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?

What do you do now?

When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?

Right or left handed

Favorite color

Is Obama doing a good job as president?

How many times a day do you masturbate?

Have you ever committed a felony?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #76,715

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
White
> Gender
Male
> Sexual orientation
Straight
> Your biggest defect
Socially retarded
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
Don't know
> What do you do now?
School
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
> implying
> Right or left handed
Right
> Favorite color
Don't have one
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Don't live in the US
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
One
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,728

@OP
> Sexual orientation
Gay.
> Your biggest defect
Eh?
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A police officer.
> What do you do now?
Student.
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Lolnever.
> Right or left handed
Right.
> Favorite color
Lizards.
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Don't care.
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
Once or twice.
> Have you ever comitted a felony?
Nah.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,730

@previous (C)

> > Your biggest defect
> Eh?
Well, there are worse defects than being Canadian.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,737

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
spongebob
> Gender
carrot
> Sexual orientation
blue
> Your biggest defect
this huge gaping hole in my butt
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
taller
> What do you do now?
doing shit is for faggots
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
> implying my autism is high-functioning
> Right or left handed
middle handed
> Favorite color
bisexual
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
best republican ever
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
not enough
> Have you ever committed a felony?
even worse i committed a relationship

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,742

> Race/Ethnicity
Caucasian

> Gender
Male

> Sexual orientation
1.5 on the Kinsey scale (0 being exclusively straight, 6 being exclusively gay)

> Your biggest defect
Procrastination

> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
vidya game developer

> What do you do now?
looking for a job

> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
oh u

> Right or left handed
Right

> Favorite color
Purple

> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Eh, C+

> How many times a day do you masturbate?
Once or twice

> Have you ever committed a felony?
No

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,747

Race/Ethnicity
> Arab/American

Gender
> Female

Sexual orientation
> Straight

Your biggest defect
> None. FLAT FEET.

What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
> I wanted to be a lawyer.

What do you do now?
> I am a student looking into the medical field.

When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
> No. LOL.

Right or left handed
> Right handed!

Favorite color
> Purple

Is Obama doing a good job as president?
> He'll be a good president when he has made a success people will remember him for.

How many times a day do you masturbate?
> 0. Yes, I am serious.

Have you ever committed a felony?
> Never. I am a harmless citizen.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,749

> Race/Ethnicity
White/Jew

> Gender
Male

> Sexual orientation
Straight

> Your biggest defect
Social awkwardness

> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
Astronaut, policeman, firefighter

> What do you do now?
Student in college majoring in philosophy

> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
March 32nd, 3012

> Right or left handed
Left-handed

> Favorite color
Blue

> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Decent

> How many times a day do you masturbate?
I don't masturbate daily. Maybe twice a week.

> Have you ever committed a felony?
Nope.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,751

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
White
> Gender
Female
> Sexual orientation
Lesbian
> Your biggest defect
Minichan
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
Indifferent
> What do you do now?
College
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Several years ago
> Right or left handed
Right
> Favorite color
Red
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Yes
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
Less than 1
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,756

@76,747 (F)
> straight
dohohohoho

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,760

@previous (C)
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Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,763

@previous (F)
Haha. :')

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,765

@76,751 (H)
hi r04r

-dreamworks

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,772

Race/Ethnicity
Northern Gallifrey.

Gender
Male.

Sexual orientation
Tait-Bryan

Your biggest defect
Being the last of my kind :'(

What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A Time Lord

What do you do now?
I'm a Time Lord :D

When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
lolwut

Right or left handed
Yes.

Favorite color
Timey wimey.

Is Obama doing a good job as president?
He's doing a better job than Rassilon did.

How many times a day do you masturbate?
As many as I want. I'm a time traveller, derp.

Have you ever committed a felony?
Tardis theft.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,773

@76,763 (C)
:)

Anonymous H replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,784

@76,765 (B)
sup

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 41 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,793

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,824

Caucasian/Nordic
Male
Pansexual, favors girls, dickgirls, and traps, but nothing money won't change.
Internet addiction.
Programmer
Unemployment
3 years of age
Right.
Black and Red.
No.
1-2
Nah.

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,830

@previous (K)
cunt destroyer

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Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,839

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
True-European-Gentlemaâ„¢
> Gender
Male
> Sexual orientation
Straight
> Your biggest defect
I'm 2 short
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A truck
> What do you do now?
I am 1 student
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Not ever, OP. Not ever.
> Right or left handed
Right
> Favorite color
blue
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
A-okay almost
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
1-2-3
> Have you ever committed a felony?
no

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,843

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
Indian

> Gender
Female

> Sexual orientation
I don't know. Fuck. Lol.

> Your biggest defect
I can't talk to people very well.

> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
I don't know...But, right now, I want to buy a motorbike, and take a friend to everywhere I can...After that, I'll rent a shitty bedsit and do nothing but read.

> What do you do now?
Nothing.

> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Not yet.

> Right or left handed
Righty.

> Favorite color
...Hm. Probably blue, or silver.

> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
I don't know much about politics.

> How many times a day do you masturbate?
I don't masturbate daily.

> Have you ever committed a felony?
That's a hard one to answer.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,847

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
White
> Gender
Female
> Sexual orientation
Straight
> Your biggest defect
A penis
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A ballerina
> What do you do now?
University student >.<
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Undiagnosed
> Right or left handed
Both :/
> Favorite color
Green
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
I wouldn't know
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
1-2 times a week
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No

Anonymous E replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,855

@previous (N)
I bet this is carebear

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,858

@previous (E)
I bet you're wrong, bud. Read it carefully.

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Anonymous M replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,862

@previous (N)
Cate?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,865

> Race/Ethnicity
White
> Gender
Male
> Sexual orientation
Straight
> Your biggest defect
An aversion to actually going to bed
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A motorbike
> What do you do now?
Student
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
No.
> Right or left handed
I hardly think that's any of your business :/
> Favorite color
Red.
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Yeah.
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
1
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No.

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Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,869

@76,862 (M)
Nope.
> >Biggest defect

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #76,870

Race/Ethnicity
> Whitey.

Gender
> Male

Sexual orientation
> Bi-curious

Your biggest defect
> Too many major defects to choose just one

What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
> Happy.

What do you do now?
> Current occupation: lazy fatfuck

When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
> Not diagnosed yet.

Right or left handed
> Ambi.

Favorite color
> Purple

Is Obama doing a good job as president?
> IDGAF

How many times a day do you masturbate?
> two or three

Have you ever committed a felony?
> Not yet.

Anonymous Q joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 26 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,893

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
> Austrian
> Gender
> Female
> Sexual orientation
> Straight
> Your biggest defect
> I don't post more
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
> A god ;-)
> What do you do now?
> Post here
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
> Never
> Right or left handed
> Ambidextrous
> Favorite color
> My favourite colour is anything monochromatic. :-)
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
> Ask his subordinates.
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
> I create worlds every single day.
> Have you ever committed a felony?
> No.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 19 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,911

@previous (Q)
I smell a double Nega. 'tis.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,917

@previous (N)
> gender: female
What about that part, though?

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,918

@76,911 (N)
And why would you think that, child? ;-)

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,921

@previous (Q)
Because only you would make me think you're referencing Haruhi (even if you weren't). :P

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,923

@previous (N)
So what if I was? I require legal evidence of your claims. Haruhi is just silly.

(Edited 57 seconds later.)

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,925

@previous (Q)
Only you would reference On's meme. :P

Anonymous Q replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,926

@previous (N)
Wouldn't you love to know. :L

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,927

So, Nega is a wymyn. Oh lawd.
I am taking this as pure fact. You are now forever female in my eyes, Nega.

Anonymous N replied with this 15 years ago, 13 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,928

@76,926 (Q)
Only you call me "child" :P

I believe I have presented enough legal proof.

Anonymous R joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #76,936

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
White (German American to be specific)
> Gender
Male
> Sexual orientation
Straight
> Your biggest defect
My right ear sticks out a little further than the left (Kinda like Stephen Colbert). I have ADHD.
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
Lots of different things. Police Officer. Scientist. Engineer. I'm still not sure what I want to do.
> What do you do now?
Working in retail right now, living with my parents because $1,000/month isn't enough to pay off my debt, let alone a livable wage.
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Never.
> Right or left handed
Left handed when writing, right handed for most other stuff, somewhat ambidextrous.
> Favorite color
Red or Blue
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
No
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
Sometimes not at all, sometimes 5 times a day. I'd say 3-6 times per week on average.
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #80,039

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
No idea... celestial?
> Gender
Not applicable.
> Sexual orientation
Not applicable.
> Your biggest defect
I am not always able to help those around me.
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
The sun.
> What do you do now?
I am the whisper in your ear, the song of silence, the voice of night.
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
Never.
> Right or left handed
Somewhat ambidextrous, but right handed.
> Favorite color
Green, Violet and Black
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
No, just a decent one.
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
You already know
> Have you ever committed a felony?
No.

The Owl !KThEOwLwbU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #80,044

> Race/Ethnicity
White British
> Gender
Male
> Sexual orientation
Heterosexual
> Your biggest defect
I enjoy lying for no reason
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
Ambulanceman
> What do you do now?
Artist lol
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
implying so hard
> Right or left handed
Right
> Favorite color
Cobalt blue
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Fuck if I know
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
Once
> Have you ever committed a felony?
We don't have felonies in the UK.

Harleen Quinzel !jEsTERxAng joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #80,059

@OP

> Race/Ethnicity
German/irish/scottish/lots more
> Gender
Female
> Sexual orientation
Bisexual
> Your biggest defect
Too nice.
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid
House wife and a mother.
> What do you do now
too much to list.
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism
lolno
> Right or left handed
ambidextrious.
> Favorite color
crimson
> Is Obama doing a good job as president
eh...
> How many times a day do you masturbate
2-12 times a day...
> Have you ever committed a felony

no

The Editor !FuckWtfW8M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #80,137

> Race/Ethnicity
White as fuck.
> Gender
Male.
> Sexual orientation
Straight.
> Your biggest defect
I have the attention span of a dog with ADHD on cocaine at the circus. That, or I sleep in way too much. No, scratch that. I'm too indecisive.
> What did you want to be when you grew up, as a kid?
A veterinarian or a something or other.
> What do you do now?
Nothin'. Absolutely nothin'.
> When were you diagnosed with high functioning autism?
I dunno; a year or two ago, maybe.
> Right or left handed
Lefty.
> Favorite color
Royal purple.
> Is Obama doing a good job as president?
Hell if I know, hell if I care.
> How many times a day do you masturbate?
The closest I've come to masturbating is adjusting when I'm uncomfortable and there's nobody around.
> Have you ever committed a felony?
Nope.
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