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Topic: FAO: USAmericans

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,798

Have you learned or do you feel that you have a good grasp of the metric system? When America catches up with the rest of the developed world and much if the undeveloped world in 2035 will you be ready?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #567,233

you kids and your hipster counting systems

Metæ joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,235

Yes, and 24 hour time too. I'm 100% for the metric system.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,237

@previous (Metæ)
Upgrade to decimal time.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,253

@567,235 (Metæ)
Are you aware of the pitfalls of using the centimetre, as an American?

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,266

@567,233 (squeegee)
It's not hipster, it's logical.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,267

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
pffft, what's more logical, 35.239072 liters or 1 bushel?
1.60934 kilometers or 1 mile?

Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,272

@previous (squeegee)
You could just use the metric system and forget imperial.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,275

@567,267 (squeegee)
How do you feel about the cubic decimetre?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,277

I like the sound of 7.6 centimeters when girls ask how long it is.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,281

@567,275 (A)
it's a waste of time

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 21 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,283

@previous (squeegee)
And do you say heck to the hectare?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,392

@OP
Converting imperial to metric is easy as π.

P.S. The sun has set on the British empire. Sorry, bruv.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 53 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,398

@567,267 (squeegee)
OP is operating at 1.21 gigashticks.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,419

@previous (L)
> 1.21 gigaschticks

The equivalent imperial measurement is 5.73 Rosteets.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,639

@567,392 (K)
Can you describe the sunset in lumens?
@previous (M)
Traveling at 88 millers per hour

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,640

I use metric more than imperial. Helps me out especially when driving. I can't tell you what a mile away looks like, but I can tell you a kilometer away?

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,641

@567,419 (M)
Would you obsess some fucking more over Matt?

Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY double-posted this 11 years ago, 31 seconds later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,643

@567,398 (L)
Once again, wrong you fucking moron. I did not make this thread. Obsess some more, you fucking loser.

Anonymous P joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,718

@567,641 (O)
Who's Matt?

@previous (Lemon Drop !CITRUS3QCY)
Are you triggered by the word "shtick"?

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,747

@previous (P)
are you suggesting he has Post Traumatic Shtick Disorder?

Anonymous K replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,748

@567,639 (A)
You know you need more than just the lux value to convert to lumens. Regardless, in the case of the British empire it would be an trick question and the answer would be 0lm (not taking moonlight into account), since the sun has set on the British empire. For the sake of argument, if we viewed Britain alone, using it's entire surface area, we could say around 97176353900lm.

Marsden "Bill" William Miller joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #567,779

@567,747 (squeegee)
topkek

Anonymous S joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #568,156

@OP
The rest of the world will switch of Imperial system once America takes over the world. Manifest destiny, bud.

Anonymous S double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 day later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #568,420

OP..became strangely quiet..

Anonymous T joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 4 days after the original post[^] [v] #568,457

Anything that matters uses metric, even in USAmerica.

Road signs and talking about the length of your dick? Imperial.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 months later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,257

I get so sick of taking off my shoes when I want to measure things in feet.

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,259

I like Minichan's way of measuring years. They do away with months, and instead have a sort of decimal time. E.g, "4.5 years ago". It's quite elegant.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,261

Yes let's us a french system because everyone knows the french are worth changing our whole way of thinking about math.

Anonymous W joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,267

@614,259 (RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx)
The Board measures time in a weird way. For instance, the "Everybody reply to this thread" thread already says it was posted two years ago, but there's still about a month left until the first post is two years old. The Board is trying to decimalize time, but it is making some rounding errors.

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,281

@previous (W)
The Board may be in a timeloop that is slightly askew.

We should ask r04r to adjust thrust on the miniloop.

Anonymous Z-1 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 40 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,282

@previous (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)
Reverse the polarity.

Anonymous W replied with this 11 years ago, 28 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,290

@614,281 (brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI)
The Board is in FOUR-CORNERED ROTATION through multiple timeloops ignoring FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS it simultaneously inhabits. That is probably causing the rounding error.

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,293

@previous (W)
;)

Anonymous Z-2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,294

what does fao stand for? fat ass obese?

RWBY Rhubarb? !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,297

@614,290 (W)
This guy gets it.

@614,267 (W)
Well, when you're putting forward a time measurement as cutting edge as this, you have to expect a few flaws.

Syntax replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,298

As an often Spacey MC user I need to point out how Metrics failed and cost Planet Earth the loss of
Mars Climate Orbiter. Just months prior to Millennials.

In the propulsion software Lockheed used English units of measurement and the software NASA used via JPL labs used Metrics in the parsed software.

So spacecraft arrives at Mars and engines fire and Ooooooops sooner then later crash n burn.

Metæ? replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,300

@614,261 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
> everyone knows the french are worth changing our whole way of thinking
What is 2+2 in French?

Anonymous Z-1 replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,301

@previous (Metæ?)
answer is not the dewey decimal system.

brie⭐️ !uXWPG0MygI replied with this 11 years ago, 27 seconds later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,302

@614,300 (Metæ?)
DuexDuex

Anonymous W replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 4 months after the original post[^] [v] #614,306

@614,300 (Metæ?)
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