Topic: Official Matt's Roast Thread.
Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #42,780
Matt is so obese, that when he went to Japan he almost got hunted to extinction because the Japanese though he was a whale.
Caitlyn Jenner !WOMANxKFP2 joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later[^] [v] #567,051
Matt is so handsome, that when he walks down the street, girl around him have spontaneous orgasmae.
Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,054
A roast requires everyone involved to at least love or admire the person being roasted.
Caitlyn Jenner !WOMANxKFP2 replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,060
@previous (Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s)
Which is, in fact, why you shall never be roasted.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,064
What happened to one of the replies?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 37 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #567,065
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
It got eaten by Matt because he's Fatt
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,068
@previous (D)
Matt's a fat bastard who needs to get a deadly disease to be able to lose weight.
Caitlyn Jenner !WOMANxKFP2 replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,069
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Et tu, Greene?
Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,076
@567,068 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
1:1 You can run, but can't hide.
1:2 I will bite your dick off.
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,077
@previous (Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s)
That's it, you're getting an ASBO and I'll make sure this site gets an ASBO too.
Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,078
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
ruff ruff
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,079
@previous (Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s)
I like you, you're a cool guy.
Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,080
@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #567,081
@previous (Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s)
Just make sure Matt doesn't eat you. You know what the Chinese are like.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,116
Matt is such a shitty troll that the only person he manages to troll is himself.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,125
Matt's teeth are so white, it looks like a row of urinals.
kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,140
@567,076 (Dog !Zo/4mm9.8s)
I like you, dick biting dog. You could be useful in the future.
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