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vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#566,957
Matt would have the highest DPS because of tard strength, but the spread due to drunkenness-induced quadruple vision would be too much to make it a feasible gamble.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#566,958
@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc) > Reblogged from tumblr
vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#566,959
squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#567,149
well, in theory dps is usually based on agility or strength. since matt chose to put all his points into a speaking he's stuck with base agi and str. green on the otherhand put all his points into alcoholism which actually reduces his base agility by -1 and modifies his strength with a multiplier based on liquor consumption. of course it comes with a blackout cooldown between attacks that really only leaves him with an alpha strike advantage. in a long fight he'll suffer from a lack of stamina. well, both of them will because of their troll racial which gives them both improved dexterity, but reduces their overall stamina.
now compare them with a wet paper sack which has no racial penalty and no negative modifiers. and the wetness gives it +1 attack power.
it's a squeaker for sure, but i've got the bag by +30dps
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^][v]#573,982
@previous (squeegee)
Couldn't have put it better myself.