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Topic: Theorycrafting enthusiasts: Whom do you feel would inflict the highest DPS in a pillow fight?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,770

Craft your theories, fora.
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
Indy. 1 13%
Green. 2 25%
A wet paper bag. 3 38%
Not sure. 2 25%

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later[^] [v] #566,934

Suck my huge penis, faggot troll.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #566,935

Can I ask you a serious question?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 36 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #566,949

@previous (C)
No.

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #566,957

Matt would have the highest DPS because of tard strength, but the spread due to drunkenness-induced quadruple vision would be too much to make it a feasible gamble.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #566,958

@previous (vocalon !74TdoRkjCc)
> Reblogged from tumblr

vocalon !74TdoRkjCc replied with this 11 years ago, 23 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #566,959

@previous (E)
> reblogged from tumblr

tumblr.tumblr.com?

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 17 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #567,149

well, in theory dps is usually based on agility or strength. since matt chose to put all his points into a speaking he's stuck with base agi and str. green on the otherhand put all his points into alcoholism which actually reduces his base agility by -1 and modifies his strength with a multiplier based on liquor consumption. of course it comes with a blackout cooldown between attacks that really only leaves him with an alpha strike advantage. in a long fight he'll suffer from a lack of stamina. well, both of them will because of their troll racial which gives them both improved dexterity, but reduces their overall stamina.

now compare them with a wet paper sack which has no racial penalty and no negative modifiers. and the wetness gives it +1 attack power.

it's a squeaker for sure, but i've got the bag by +30dps

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #573,982

@previous (squeegee)
Couldn't have put it better myself.
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