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Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^][v]#566,602
@566,596 (A)
I do actually own a fedora that some homeless guy randomly gave me one night. He must have found it because it looks like new. It is, however, too small and is currently sitting on a shelf collecting dust.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^][v]#566,603
> I own a yarmulke knitted from beagle hair.
Obeagle hair? What is it with Jews and beagles?!
Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#566,615
@previous (Metæ)
Beagle sounds a lot like bagel, so the question "Would you like to buy this beagle?" triggers a bias to say yes every time. Some pet stores even keep lox and cream cheese in the back to smear on the beagles.
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Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^][v]#566,618
Happy Chanuka Charlie Brown
Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^][v]#566,634
Aye.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 16 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#566,884
@566,613 (F)
Do you tip your fedora and say "m'lady"?
Green !BEERiVqJJw replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^][v]#566,890
Your mom owns a hat.
Anonymous F replied with this 11 years ago, 49 minutes later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#566,913
@566,884 (I)
I said it a couple of times the last time I wore it, at the races. No one got the reference
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,143
Fedoras shocker woulda never guessed you guys
Owned fedoras
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,151
i have three hats
a sock monkey hat
a bunny ears hat
and a pink snapback covered in dinosaurs
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,155
I have like maybe two baseball style caps, both were gifts. I wear one which is camouflage occasionally but only because has LEDs in the bill or whatever... so that's good for when you're working on some things... or at night... because it's dark at night the lawn. I'm not really a hat guy.
Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,164
I knew a fellow named Bartholomew who was said to have worn 500, yes 500, hats upon his head simultaneously.
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,170
@567,151 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
This makes me unreasonably angry.
Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#567,174