Topic: I'm going to be the emcee at my sister's wedding reception and I want to do a skit.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic started this discussion 15 years ago #4,266

My job for the night will be to get people loose enough to talk and sing karaoke. I myself, will be singing and dancing quite a bit. So, as a joke, I wanted to come out during one of the songs in a wedding dress ala Miss Havisham. Will this be funny or inappropriate?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #76,260

Very funny. It has to be done.

totoforhire !!Phkn/3Gic (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,263

@previous (B)
I'm thinking of making a bouquet of fake flowers and wearing a cobwebby dress.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 12 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,281

Something tells me that people won't get it...

totofoeme !!VnSc8bbUm (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,283

@previous (C)
Could I do something to make the joke more clear?

Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,287

@previous (totofoeme !!VnSc8bbUm)
Start with a dick joke.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #76,294

@previous (Leo Vegas !gNoGoD5HzQ)
I'm already planning on singing the Divinyls "I Touch Myself" and dedicating it to the groom.

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