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Topic: Why do men spit into urinals before/after peeing?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU started this discussion 11 years ago #42,621

Seriously it is gross and trashy and serves no purpose whatsoever.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #565,475

TO lube it up.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,476

@previous (B)
Believe it or not, you don't need to lube up a urinal before pissing.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,477

If you don't spit, then it isn't gross and trashy. That is the whole point, you can't just let some asshole urinal consume your piss without you hating it for it. Otherwise it would be like a sexual act, like a golden shower or something.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,479

You're a man. You tell us.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,480

@565,477 (C)
So it is OK to piss on someone as long as you spit on them first?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 18 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,481

@565,479 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
If I knew the fucking answer I wouldn't be asking the fora.

squeegee joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 50 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,482

@565,480 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
well, once you've spit on someone it's the next logical escalation.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 11 seconds later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,483

@565,481 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
So you're admitting you are not a man?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,484

@565,482 (squeegee)
I'm not saying that is a bad idea, I am just making sure I understand him fully.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU (OP) double-posted this 11 years ago, 25 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,486

@565,483 (B)
I am the manliest man on the entire minichan.

Anonymous B replied with this 11 years ago, 16 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,487

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Okay, Caitlyn.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,488

sometimes i clear my throat when heading into the bathroom (like public ones) because it's sometimes rude or just gross to make a bunch of horking coughs in polite company. So i hork up a nice fat spit of throat phlegm walking into the can and let it fly into the urinal because fuck the sink is a worse option and trashcans have flaps half the time.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,490

its better than spitting on the floor aint it?

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 20 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #565,493

@565,480 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)

If i would piss on someone, the only logical explanation would be that either i hate them or they want me to do that because its their fetish. Spitting on them would remove the area of doubt

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,512

@OP

> Seriously it is gross and trashy and serves no purpose whatsoever.

because there fags

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,517

@565,488 (squeegee)
I only have throat phlegm when I've been sick. Am I doing something wrong?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,521

In some cultures, spitting is believed to be a way to rid yourself of toxins, and is not considered rude at all. Thanks.

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,523

@previous (I)
Why do you write thanks at the end of your posts?

TOECHEESE !STINKY2B4I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,530

This is actually a good question. I do this too, and I do not know why. I just get the urge to spit.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,539

@565,523 (H)
It's shtick.

squeegee replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,552

@565,517 (H)
are you smoking enough cigarettes and dope?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,558

@previous (squeegee)
I vaporize my dope

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,608

I've never seen that, then again, I am not gay enough to use a urinal.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #565,651

Is this really a thing? I've never done this.
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