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Topic: question for minichan singles

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,487

How often do you masturbate?

Does it ever get in the way of your life, like making you late for school or work or appointments?
Poll option Votes Percentage Graph
3 times a day + 3 60%
twice a day morning and night - 0%
lunchtime knuckle shuffle - 0%
every other day - 0%
only on the weekend - 0%
rarely - 0%
Mormon pants - 0%
not sure 2 40%

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #563,901

What is "Mormon pants"?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,902

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
If you have to ask, irrelevant.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,904

@previous (C)
Wow rude.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 29 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,905

Write-in: Only on new moons while Fomalhaut is ascending.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,911

All day every day

Yes but I don't give a fuck.

kook !!mCVqftDha joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 22 minutes later, 52 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,919

@563,901 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Its magic underwear that lets god know to take you during the rapture.

(Edited 18 seconds later.)

Green !BEERiVqJJw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,920

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)

What if it's at the dry cleaners on the day of the rapture?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,923

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
The dry cleaners go to heaven in your place.

kook !!mCVqftDha replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,925

@563,920 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
You stay on earth and battle giant bugs and shit like that.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,927

@previous (kook !!mCVqftDha)
That sounds like the more interesting option anyway.
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