Topic: I just got myself a glass of Minichan posters brains

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,477

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #563,687

Not a glass, tardo.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,688

@previous (B)
Exactly

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 13 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,694

@OP
Niggers tongue my anus.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,696

@previous (Syntax)

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 19 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,713

But aren't many Minichanners employed? Or even have respectable academic qualifications?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 48 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,714

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
No. Maybe two or three.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,723

@563,713 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
I'm pretty unemployable cause I don't speak French :(

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,724

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Move somewhere that isn't overrun by the evil French.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,725

@563,723 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Learn French. Thanks.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,727

@previous (A)
I'm probably just as functional in French as you. I'm just not fluent yet (have to focus to understand, if I space out for a bit I'm fucked) and haven't gotten the hang of doing the Rs.

@563,724 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Montreal is increeeedible.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,729

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Yeah if you like smelly Frenchmen and drug addicts. Thanks.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,731

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
The city's pretty Anglo - it only gets really French out in the suburbs, and I don't go there. Fuck suburbs.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,734

@563,727 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I hold native fluency. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,735

@563,731 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I've never been but you are making it hard for me to feel smug about hating it, which is totally uncool. Also agreed, fuck suburbs, but also the french.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,736

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What do you have against the French, anyway?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,737

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
They don't bathe and they hate Jews.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,740

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Wrong. Merci.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 28 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,741

@563,734 (A)
As if. You'd die here. The French I learned has a different accent and different slang than th Quebecois.

@563,735 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's super great. Culturally rich and a cheap city to live in.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 7 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,742

@563,740 (A)
Which of those is false? Thanks.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,746

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
We are not smelly.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,750

@previous (A)
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/french-do-not-wash-official-but-the-british-are-smelly-1186193.html

http://newsfeed.time.com/2012/10/16/ew-la-la-new-poll-sullies-french-reputation-for-personal-hygiene/

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,751

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Nous nous douchons. Merci.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,754

@previous (A)
I don't speak fictional languages sorry.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,756

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It is French, a real language. Merci.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,760

@563,751 (A)
mais non

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 48 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,763

@563,756 (A)
> French
> real language
lol

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,764

@563,723 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Move to the UK. You'll encounter French nowhere except our passports/Royal Mail/schoolkids. English master race. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,766

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Hello, Nick. I see that you've taken to shitposting on Minichan after losing your job?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 14 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,767

@563,764 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Or she could move to the greatest country in North America that borders both mexico and Canada. Thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,768

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Ah yes, Cairo. A damn good country.

(Edited 9 seconds later.)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,769

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Look you little shit. You are very close to crossing the line.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 52 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,770

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
What happens if I cross it?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,771

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Idk I never really planned that far ahead.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,783

@563,764 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Moving to Glasgow when I'm done school!

@563,767 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
lol fuck america the culture is terrifying

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 0 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,784

> brains

OP is possibly a zombie and we may need to prepare for the apocalypse.

Syntax joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,788

@563,694 (Syntax)

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,792

@563,783 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
You've never even been here nubcake. thanks.

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,793

@563,783 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Are you some sort of commie?! American culture celebteates guns, Jesus and freedom! What sort of anarchist-Marxist socialist wouldn't want that?

Anonymous H replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,794

@563,783 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
> lol fuck america the culture is terrifying

I was going to say move to Portland or somewhere that isn't "typical" American culture, (does that exist?) but... I don't know. Maybe visit? You really have lower crime rates and better health care where you are or go to, so you're probably better off just staying put.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,804

@563,792 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I lived in San Diego for a year and a half. Have visited San Francisco, Las Vegas, Utah, Seattle, and Idaho. Don't ask me why I've been to Idaho.

@previous (H)
Seattle seemed nice and Portland's alright, but the vast majority is pretty.. eh. I'll probably visit Vermont though.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,805

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
I'm pretty sure Idaho isn't even a real state. I've never been there. Why were you in idaho?

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,806

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
My mum was really into those bullshit psychic healing things for a while and dragged me along to a bunch of seminars in the US. like one for http://www.healingtouchprogram.com/ in san diego and another one in idaho. i think one in chicago too?

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,810

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
Let me guess, they worked and everything ended happily ever after.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 18 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,815

@563,783 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
> lol fuck america the culture is terrifying
The culture is just obnoxious, the politics is what's really terrifying.

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 3 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,926

@563,766 (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. double-posted this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,928

@563,783 (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
That's cool. It's Glasgow, though, so I hope you have stab-proof clothing.

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,931

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
who's gonna stab an adorable 5'0" psychedelic?

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,933

@previous (Triptych !!/xkPL9myM)
A Buckfast-fuelled Glaswegian will stab anything, lovely though you are.

(Edited 53 seconds later.)

TTEH !FFSTTEHV7. double-posted this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,934

@563,767 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Can't think of any countries meeting those criteria, sorry!

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI replied with this 11 years ago, 57 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,935

@previous (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
Atlantia

Triptych !!/xkPL9myM replied with this 11 years ago, 38 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,945

@563,933 (TTEH !FFSTTEHV7.)
:c killin my dreams tteh why you gotta do this