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Topic: Any advice for taking a shit outside a mosque?

Anonymous A started this discussion 11 years ago #42,431

I really need to shit and the mosque is the most secluded spot.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #563,141

I think Muslims do that anyway. Just wear a dress and you'll blend in.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 12 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,145

I done took a shit outside the mosque. Unfortunately, I didn't have any toilet paper, so I had to use pages of the Qur'an.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 35 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #563,155

@previous (A)
Did you have explosive diarrhea?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 25 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,167

Eat some pork beforehand for maximum damage.

FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #563,173

@previous (Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx)
Wouldn't that eat through the foundation of the building?