Topic: Any advice for taking a shit outside a catholic church?

Green !BEERiVqJJw started this discussion 11 years ago #42,405

I really need to shit and the catholic church is the most secluded spot.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #562,931

Shit inside the church. Catholics are generally welcoming and willing to recognize people's needs.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #562,932

Wipe your bum

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,936

Try under a flying buttress: more privacy.

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 2 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,937

I done took a shit outside the Catholic Church. Unfortunately, I didn't have any toilet paper, so I had to use pages of the Bible.

Anonymous D replied with this 11 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,940

@previous (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
lol is that really from you??

dw joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,941

Holy shit

Anonymous C replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,942

@562,937 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
That's not poo, those aren't pages from the bible, but it's still performance art. Thanks

dw replied with this 11 years ago, 15 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,943

@562,941 (dw)
Get it?

Killer Lettuce !!iNo3FkiZx joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,944

Oh god.

Welp, looks like we're back to this sort of thing, then.

@previous (dw)
yes dw it was very clever

Green !BEERiVqJJw (OP) replied with this 11 years ago, 6 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #562,948

@562,940 (D)
Yes.
@562,942 (C)

Shut up. I took the shit outside the Catholic Church. Jesus wanted me to do it.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 6 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,039

I pissed on a Catholic church once (front doors)... Which was pretty simple. This seems like an advanced maneuver which will require more drugs and/or alcohol. Possibly laxatives.

@562,937 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Nvm, looks like a job well done. Congrats.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,061

@562,937 (Green !BEERiVqJJw)
Looks like the unhealthy shits of an average alcoholic on the dole

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,064

I took a shit on the steps of a church, wiped my ass with some newspaper, then wiped the newspaper on the doorknob....

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 2 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,140

@OP
Just fuck it up your ass.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 43 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,151

@previous (J)
Tinychan poster detected

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The Detector !3yzc29zx8c joined in and replied with this 11 years ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,156

@previous (K)
Shtick thief detected.

Anonymous J replied with this 11 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #563,158

@563,151 (K)
Thankyou, child.

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